Susan

If someone continually says demonstrably racist stuff or engages in obvious antisemitism, the fact that their private lives contradict their public statements is not, in fact, a point in their favor.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Who thought this stat track nonsense was a good idea? Unwatchable. #Sixers

WTH is up with those awful bubbles

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
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@gojeffgo.com must have a few

MJ Pretenderman - got brass in pocket
MJ Defenderman - uses up his smart bombs way too fast
MJ Return to Senderman - address unknown

Charlie don't surf. #riprd

I come away from this feeling somehow more disturbed by Ring than I already was. The founder doesn’t see Ring as a smart doorbell company, he envisions himself the chief crusader of a crime-eliminating panopticon.

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

Learning that Platner covered his Nazi tattoo with some “norse-celtic” bullshit is not convincing me that he was ever getting any tattoos “accidentally”

How many times, in how many contexts, in how many ways am I going to have to say that this is what "AI" does— what it fundamentally *is*— before it sinks in? That all Bullshit engines do is statistically correlate training data & inputs via their weights to produce outputs you are likely to accept…

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

At literally no point in this headline was it possible to predict the next word, 10/10 work

I keep bringing up Googleglass because it’s a reminder that widespread opprobrium is still a useful tool. If your friend says he plans on buying them, tell him they are for creeps. If someone shows up to your party with them, ask them to leave. Brand these as a product for losers and pervs.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

did you just ruin the ending for me

Ah. Exploiting our love of dogs to manufacture consent for a privatized for-profit surveillance state. Makes sense why people would be mad.

Every American needs to watch this:

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

There's the Epstein list.

But I also want the crisis comms agencies and boutique law firms helping these invertebrates weasel out of culpability list.

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

2012: The Putin regime arrests members of the musical group Pussy Riot for a protest in a cathedral to highlight ties between the regime and the church.
2026: The Trump regime arrests protesters (and Don Lemon) over a demonstration at a Minnesota church to highlight ties between ICE and the church.

MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off The TV chef says she's "bubbling with excitement" to be joining Paul Hollywood on the Channel 4 show.

Imagine living in a country where this is the big headline
www.bbc.com/news/article...

It can get lower!

if the TikTok acquisition by weird technofascist zealots follows the usual trajectory they'll spend much of this year insisting nothing has changed to avoid mass defection, only for everyone to steadily find that's a lie as the algorithm increasingly marginalizes or censors opposition voices

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

I also stumbled upon this last night, and when I saw that it was followed by another Mel Brooks special I panicked...

Alan Rickman Remembered, 10 Years after His Death. Alan Rickman posing for pictures at the stage door after a performance of Ibsen’s John Gabriel Borkman at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. Photo courtesy of Marie-Lan Nguyen at Wikimedia Commons.

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