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Kid Charlemagne

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We are billion-year-old carbon 🌊 #resist #voteblue 🌊 Once in awhile you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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Wasn't expecting this, but watching the felon king tear down the White House East Wing gave me the same vibes as when I watched the MAGAts storming the capital on January 6th.
America desecrated.

22.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3982    πŸ” 913    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 50

What's up Bluesky, this is the Department of State and we're here to post some Hatch Act violations

17.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6893    πŸ” 987    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 13
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Thanks, New Yorker

07.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21675    πŸ” 6701    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 214

JD Vance wants to use the 25th Amendment to become president. Stephen Miller wants to exploit Trump’s dementia to run the country himself. Call it the new checks and balances.

06.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1977    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 12

If we can embrace the Israeli destruction of Gaza City, surely we can take the next step and accept the armed occupation of our own cities.

by Bari Weiss

04.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1215    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 7
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Speaker Mike Johnson is delaying the swearing in of the new House Member because she’ll be the 218th vote to force the release of the Epstein Files.

He pretends to be a good Christian man while protecting violent child rapists.

27.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4768    πŸ” 1661    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 84
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Ok...
Now I see why the hooker introduced to Donald by Jeffrey Epstein deserves an Einstein Visa!
I've never seen a better impersonation of a patio heater.

19.09.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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YES! WTF is wrong with these journalists today? Where are the challenging questions? I'm convinced they wanted a Trump presidency just to increase ratings. Think about it! I can't watch them. You just signed an Executive Order that’s unconstitutional, but tell us what you’re having for lunch today?

26.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?????

31.07.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is looking at his future trial in America and is SCARED AF. This is that orange whackadoodle's way of acting out.

09.07.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Historians will point to Trump’s second term as the tipping point of America’s decline. The incompetence is astounding.
A Trump library would be a shrine to ineptitude.

09.07.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday the local TV weather man had to point out that the green blob over south Florida was fireworks smoke and not rain. I wonder how many visits to emergency rooms there were.

05.07.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In a mere matter of days, we can house migrants, but not our homeless. Because being cruel is always the motivation. #AlligatorAuschwitz

02.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17879    πŸ” 5837    πŸ’¬ 740    πŸ“Œ 314
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Yesterday I was fishing about 7 miles southeast of β€œAlligator Alcatraz”. Despite insect repellent I was swarmed by mosquitoes and biting flies. The heat index was 99Β°. Imagine sleeping in open air tents under these conditions.

03.07.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

22.06.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 69002    πŸ” 21958    πŸ’¬ 2827    πŸ“Œ 1491
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Rosen to Rubio: "I'm not even mad anymore about your complicity in this administration's destruction of US global leadership. I'm simply disappointed. And I wonder if your proud of yourself in this moment when you go home to your family ... I know you know this in your heart."

20.05.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13463    πŸ” 3272    πŸ’¬ 764    πŸ“Œ 359
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

07.05.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 45164    πŸ” 12953    πŸ’¬ 2195    πŸ“Œ 1906
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"I'm in a Union and I voted for an anti-union scab who hates unions to be POTUS, and now he's hurting my union. It makes no sense!"

02.05.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1048    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 5

I recall all of Trump’s nominees for SCOTUS saying Roe v. Wade was well established. They all have very flexible convictions.

04.05.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump knows that at some point he can no longer get away with blaming Biden for his own incompetence. He’s just going to have to man up and blame The Fed, liberal judges, or the fake media.

04.05.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Knowing how Donald Trump feels about windmills, I wonder how he’d feel about being upwind to a beautiful clean coal burning factory.

25.04.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sanders: We look to these law firms who have hundreds of well-paid lawyers to defend the
constitution, to defend the rule of law. They were more interested in getting millions of dollars from their lobbying.. They should be ashamed of themselves.

10.04.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16612    πŸ” 4282    πŸ’¬ 309    πŸ“Œ 168

When Elon Musk leaves DOGE Donald Trump should bring in Sen. Rick Scott as a replacement. Nobody has more experience with fraud against the government.

10.04.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0