Cricket and Scandal

Someday I will be too old and too tired to play cricket 🏏 Today is not that day

These are important scientific questions.

Here's to sweet transition

I'll pre-order before you write a word

I just saw a post that suggested that to have a happy and healthy life, I need to avoid dickheads and not carbohydrates.

Accurate

Every. Single. Day

My scooter was parked on his ballsack 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Can confirm

Insanity

Age and underlying conditions that put me at risk for severe outcomes

Just tried to schedule an appointment to get the Covid vaccine. Apparently I'm not eligible.

Today we level the front garden.
Fresh start next year.

Ugh... so not awesome.

Just an absolutely perfect morning cricket. Good group of friends. Gorgeous weather. Solid play. Lots of fun.

Not much makes me happier.

#Cricket #PlayCricket #HeavyTennisBallCricket #CricketSky

About to draft my eighth fantasy football team. To be fair, each team is in a league with a different for mat so it's not that crazy.

Except it is.

#fantasyfootball

My older cat rolls around happily when I sing to her. She seems to especially like Jonathan Richman songs,

I hope it pays well

Climb...

into the spring.

All the nope.

I meant how much rain do you need but... 😀
16k is less than I thought a well would cost, sez the guy who has always had town water, flaunting his ignorance

How much do you need to get to make the indoor plumbing do indoor plumbing stuff?

LFG!

Here's to gully-washers

But you can forgive us for thinking it might be a euphemism, no?

Given the current drumbeat to not hire from India, and the desire to eff with H1B's, many of my cricket playing friends are rethinking their decision to live here.

I can't blame them.

I did get a lot of reading done on laundry days, he said, being an obnoxious pollyanna

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