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they/them do no harm, take no shit βœ¨πŸ‘ŠπŸ»

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not here for a long time or a good time as it turns out

16.02.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader

01.02.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4953    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 20

my wife is the funniest and most talented

24.01.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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today’s #mask4mask fit check πŸ–€

feeling particularly hot and transgender today ✨

22.01.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if nobody got me I know Lucy Dacus Ankles got me

22.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*taps the Sarte quote sign*

22.01.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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i think about this every day

21.01.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

From the same group that brought you β€œif you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s β€œthat guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.

22.01.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1688    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

(touching hand to hidden earpiece) they got mantzoukas

22.01.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

everything happens so much

21.01.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3245    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 25

Every queer person alive today stands on the shoulders of brick throwers, rioters, and folks who acted up. Our communities have faced plagues, beatings, persecutions, and that weird not-really-live TV remake of Rocky Horror.

This won't be easy, but we will remain.

21.01.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I'm very done with hooting and cheering for cheap dunks. Oh, Congresswoman Meh raised her eyebrows and made a "really?" face at Oligarch VonSatan right before his bill making men under 5'10" illegal passed unanimously? LOL TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!!

21.01.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 892    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

if you’re cis, don’t offer trans people meaningless platitudes. instead:
- pay for someone’s HRT
- help a trans person find employment and housing
- donate to local trans organizations
- contact your reps and demand non-compliance with policies targeting trans people
- *listen* to us

21.01.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4076    πŸ” 1974    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 68

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything.

Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

21.01.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4144    πŸ” 650    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7
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nice

22.01.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tenant organizing, mutual aid, mask blocs, prisoner support, immigration/ICE defense, public education & engagement, and so much more… There are people out there that have been doing the work you want to get involved in. Find them. Solidarity πŸ–€

21.01.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Don't fucking ask a trans woman how she's doing right now unless you want an honest answer.

Spoiler: It's not just going to be "I'm sad but being strong and I know we'll get through this!!!" We are not here to comfort or inspire you.

21.01.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 536    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a tough day, but we knew this was coming. They told us their playbook months (years) ago, and nothing that happened today has deviated from that.

Take a deep breath. We’ve been preparing. We’ll still be here tomorrow.

I spent tonight with friends and loved ones. I hope you can too.

21.01.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.

21.01.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1958    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 7
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Part of the ceasefire agreement is that for 10 hours a day Israel has to not run the drones over Gaza- so now they are just making them louder and running them all night. I’ve been sent so many audio files at like 2 AM of them buzzing.

21.01.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

What is one simple act of resistance that will absolutely infuriate any authoritarian determined to make the world ignore pandemics and climate change?

Wearing a mask.

21.01.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1911    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 29
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A German citizen on Tiktok warns US users about the similarities between Hitler’s rise to power & Trump’s collision with Tiktok, goes viral, then when her prophecy comes true, the video is removed for community guidelines violation.

Draw your own conclusions.

I grabbed a screen recording. πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

19.01.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5759    πŸ” 2668    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 154

Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary

19.01.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8691    πŸ” 1086    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 70

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

19.01.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17603    πŸ” 1089    πŸ’¬ 412    πŸ“Œ 84
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i can be creative!! i can learn new skills!! took this sick patch made by a friend and upcycled an old tote with major sewing help from my partner πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œ

20.01.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We turned our face from the divine the day Yoda stopped being a puppet

19.01.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet the Americans who still take COVID-19 precautions seriously People with immune system health problems continue to take precautions against COVID-19 five years into the pandemic.

β€œI don’t consider myself COVID cautious. I consider myself COVID competent,” Zebrowski said. β€œCautious would imply that I have an unreasonable fear of something. I do not have an unreasonable fear of this disease.”

Nailed it πŸ”₯

17.01.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5598    πŸ” 1560    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 116

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