Danii ♥︎

HOZIER!!!!

The scream I scrumpt.

I'm actually watching snl tonight iykyk 😂

i love my country

Why isn't soy milk more popular as a milk option for coffee? It's soo good. I just want an iced latte with soy milk without going to fucking Starbucks ugh.

An adorable raccoon.

I made a Tumblr post about my fave girl Allison Argent and someone reblogged with the funniest fucking tags. I'm at work trying to hold my shit together. She called Derek a turbo orphan. It's so funny but so wrong.

Why not:

🔹pronouns: shey/they
🔹height: 5'4
🔹zodiac: Leo
🔹smoke: no...but used to
🔹tattoos: 1
🔹piercings: just ears
🔹fave color: purple especially lavender
🔹fave drink: diet coke, cold brew/iced coffee, lady grey tea with steamed milk

working in an office is bizarre if you're not used to the language. so much passive aggression hidden behind professionalism. do you send best regards...do you really?? 🧐 thank you in advance more like you don't have a choice. per my previous my email aka fuck you. can't lie... I enjoy it tho.😅

Well, you know the hyper fixation has hit especially hard once you start buying shit. I'm rocking this mug at work, I don't give a fuck. But also true, I am thinking about the cottage.

It's on the top of my list. I've read their other work and it's so good!!

Brb on my way to read through every steddie hockey au that exists 😅

Djo is finally coming to fl and the one person I'd be able to get to go with me is gonna have a newborn 😭 I won't go to Tampa or Miami alone but damn if I don't want to go so badly!!

I think I'm into hockey now wtf

Rue Mc Clanahan Nervous Laughter GIF Alt: Rue Mc Clanahan Nervous Laughter GIF

Gonna read the heated rivalry book series asap. Then jump into fic. Literally feeling a little like I'm gonna be mentally at the cottage for the rest of my life wtf?! This show caught me off guard bc it fucking emotionally devastated me. It's been all I can think about for days.

a man is sitting on a bed using a laptop computer and yelling . ALT: a man is sitting on a bed using a laptop computer and yelling .

Oh no. I've finally started heated rivalry and I can feel the hyper fixation sinking in. Yeah I'm definitely gonna be normal about these two...😅

Ok how much hockey is actually taking place in heated rivalry...wanna watch it so bad but I'm really not into sports at all lol

I've got 5 hrs of work left and I'm having a panic attack yay love that for me 😭 surely this won't affect the quality of my work at all. 🙄

I'm also definitely more like Eddie than Steve in this scenario 🤣 I'm listening to metal using a Halloween blanket right now 🤷 Steve needs to learn that what he thinks is hate...is totally lust lmao 🤣🤣

He decides he hates metal and more than that...he hates Eddie. This escalates into mutual hatred which culminates in them first hooking up at their work Christmas party. Of course, they attempt to keep it secret. They fall in love eventually.

They bicker constantly. Steve hates the way Eddie talks about their job like it's this pathetic placeholder. Hates all his stupid decorations. Who needs Halloween decor out up in April?? Apparently Eddie Munson. He is always listening to music on his ear pods that Steve can fucking hear!

Except his neighbor retired and he knows he'll be getting a new coworker anytime now. He's hoping for someone quiet and easy to get along with. Enter Eddie. He is loud and nerdy and always cracking jokes to make everyone laugh. He drives Steve insane. Even Robin and Chrissy love him.

I'm obsessed with the idea of enemies to lovers steddie where Steve works for some company. He's got a cubicle which sorta sucks but he likes his boss and he's managed to find some true friends among his coworkers. His cubicle is decorated and he's lucky enough to have a window.

Another day typing away in my little cubicle but really I'm daydreaming about steddie. Love my guys. My sweet cheeses. Goodtime boys if you will.

What's a life without eroticism and whimsy? also there's a spiked chain