bag of cum

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Every day Mechagodzilla
Day 90: Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
#mechagodzilla

im sorry its just too good

Baka umai once again presents a grated meal, including a fried tofu that made cilantro work entirely despite my genetic distaste

A frame from Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965). We see a vast dark sky filled with stars. On this cosmic canvas, three flying saucers. Two of the interstellar craft are carrying blue bubbles in tow. Inside these bubbles are Godzilla and Rodan, all curled up.

Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

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That boymom moment you realize he got his grandfather’s d*ck genes 😭

“Angelita Morillo proposed an amendment reallocating money from a city sweeps program, instead funding housing and food assistance, support for immigrants.”

also got me thinking about how your name, another tragic doomed hetslop, will absolutely still break me

also the action does hit better on an even bigger screen. who knew!
would love to see these guys do The Gun Devil sequence

everyone yearns for romance

its a good movie because its tragic doomed hetslop

We yearn for shonen jump

lowkey i hate using tablets, my parents got me one of the first kindles and i feel bad about fucking never using it because i hated it but Yes

ultimately its between when its used to be productive and when its used to facilitate brain rot. hey i think thats where the kids got the term!

iPad is when im talking more reverently about the product or trying to be more exacting with my language. ipad is essentially an extension of the entertainment screen

reinstalled halo infinite and kinda devastated to report it hits really fucking good

theyre the same but profoundly different so i use both depending on the context. does that make any sense at fucking all

Babyforum, the forum for kids!
5:33 pm RileySmiley19: Has anyone tried Buttered Noodles? Omg!!!
5:37 pm ashermcqueen123: i like pisketty
5:40 pm ipad2024: I don't like it.
5:42 pm RileySmiley19: Have you tried it?
5:42 pm ipad2024: I don't like it.

i recently managed to temporarily break my habit of chewing my nails and fellas i gotta say

its great to have nails

okay i know i watched it like a decade ago but what the fuck do you mean only god forgives was only 90 minutes long

i remember that feeling like 3 fuckin hours

Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Screenshots from My Dinner With Andre. Wallace Shawn, a balding white man looking as tired as a human has ever looked, walks a graffiti-strewn subway platform and thinks, "When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36 and all i think about is cow tools."

average bluesky poster

I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment

thrilled for her

a man in a suit and tie is holding a peas pod with the words it 's pea on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a peas pod with the words it 's pea on it

just saw zach cregger's resident evil movie is gonna be set during winter

No fucking way there's new death grips on the way

Insane fucking 24 hours

Got tickets to see chainsaw man again but in imax this time

I am a weak man

OH HE'S QUOTING DEBS???

New York City's now got a mayor-elect who just quoted Eugene V. Debs within the first few words of his very first speech after winning the election