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BREAKING: toddler only wants ice cream, never eating veg again, hates mummy & daddy #nufc

#NUFC 's response to Liverpool's next lowball offer for Isak:

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#NUFC #ISAK

That scene where Kylo Ren kills Max Von Sydow was lit 🔥🔥🔥

😂😂😂

Joined ✅

It's been downhill ever since he slagged off miggy.

Should only be allowed one club per city/town

Yeah my sons first was a cancellation and since then he has tried every time bookings have opened and only just got the January one booked this morning.

It's ridiculous, My son failed his first test in may. The earliest he has been able to get his 2nd test is January.

He'll be back

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Lol at Liverpool though

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Too much fannying about with run ups on penalty shootouts these days. Just blast it man! #FACommunitySheild

On several teams' (well 6 at least) payroll.

Clearly not a dog owner

He'll sign for Arsenal on Sunday night

Full tux these days.

That's the one. I was in the before the match and they didn't have an issue.

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An #NUFC shirt and Adidas trackie not acceptable in the stack after a match, apparently.

It is hard but it's the right course of action

Trust the process ✅

I will be saying Thor and will hear no more about it.

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What if this entire preseason has been one massive Mad Dog shithouse master class and everything is actually ok and we're gonna smash the league? #NUFC

Yet Israel is still a uefa member and suffers no consequences.

Lads played well until Madrid subbed their entire team and we were knackered compared to 11 pairs of fresh legs.

All in all a shit end to a shit preseason.

#howaythelads

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The lasses played well especially after Madrid went down to ten but we still couldn't test their makeshift keeper.

#howaythelasses

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Wait until after we've played them before accepting an improved offer.

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Pushing away all #NUFC negativity as I'm off to SJP for the Sela Cup. Howay the Lads, Howay the Lasses.

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