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For a fan base that claims were not rivals Man U fans love moaning about #NUFC

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#NUFC I Don't want to overstate the impact of last night's win but:

After the red card I thought we were getting nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all!

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Also special mention for Joelinton. What a machine he was tonight. #NUFC

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What is this warm feeling I have inside? Is it, happiness? #NUFC

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#NUFC Osula after having no business keeping the ball in play:

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An excellent game of association football. Congratulations to all involved 👏 #NUFC

Play till Man U score I see. #NUFC

Give him a break, he's pushing 30. It'll be past his bedtime by full time.

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Every mammal after giving birth: pass the placenta.

Humans:

True but even then I didn't buy them carrying the group. They really needed Seth. They should've just have just kept Seth and had him on crutches or in a wheel chair. Proper old school heel behaviour.

Controversial, but yes I think I agree.

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Who could've guessed that the beginning of the end for The Vision was adding Austin Theory? #WWE

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Another unsuccessful ballot. #NUFC

you’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

Trapped in Slough House, a career high.

I'd be surprised if our medical staff even knew what a leg was.

The special relationship

The Green Menace is growing!

At least our relegation rivals spurs and forest also lost. #NUFC

What makes me most angry is I've seen these very same players (and coaches) do great things. #NUFC

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Went to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Thought it was good. The estrogen in the cinema was palpable. And, damn, that Jacob Elordi can smoulder.

At least buy me a drink first

Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.

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When I realise me and my wife and my son all went voting together at the last general election:

Not even joking but if we get past Barcelona then we're getting to the final. #NUFC #UCL

Cicadas

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Nigel Farage! Maggie Thatcher! Hermann Göring! Your boy took one hell of a beating!

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

Labours inevitable response: let's move further to the right.