Another “Michael Crichton” text.
I need to get home soon so I can take the remote away from her! This is the real emergency!
03.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another “Michael Crichton” text.
I need to get home soon so I can take the remote away from her! This is the real emergency!
03.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The received text: Michael Crichton. My response: Damn you!
My wife is rewatching ER from the beginning. Every time the end credits begin she says, “Michael Crichton.”
I got this text:
I had to look it up. Not even 100 years old! Have you gone to the top?
02.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m wondering how many people have replied asking people to register for the party at the website, but have been blocked by him.
I’ve only seen one person reply with the words “Lemon Party”. Very disappointing.
It got me today. Damnit.
28.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly that.
27.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It definitely exists.
First, book a flight to Brisbane. Then...
Sounds like you're nursing a hangover.
😆
You can't LOVE Disneyland unless you were BORN there!
27.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Which then brings us to:
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
If Cap mall isn’t at the bottom of the list, I’d be excited to visit the ones that are worse.
25.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For both, it was Shallow Grave.
(lead me to Trainspotting)
If it wasn’t for AI we’d never know all the words that rhyme with orange.
23.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, there aren’t any Canadian tire brands. So they have that going for them, too.
22.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I deactivated my Xitter account ages ago, and even then I only held onto it so I could keep in touch with the city I live in.
They weren’t active on Bluesky.
Recently that changed! 👍🏻
Check for yours and follow.
Shoutouts to @cityofcoquitlam.bsky.social
and @cityofportmoody.bsky.social, too.
The twist in the story will be when you discover that he's going to somehow make fuel from that dissolved paper that will power his chainsaw that he'll use to cut down the tree that he'll then...
21.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read Krumgus #1 back in 1987. The ending changed my brain chemistry.
20.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@shanesbrains.bsky.social, no giggling!
20.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When’s part four being published? 😃
19.02.2026 06:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As I'm not an economist, is there an unhealthy level of debt as a percentage of the GDP? Have they crossed that? (Looking at other provinces and countries of the world, we still ~seem~ to be in good shape. But, again... I'm not an economist.)
17.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0... and aren't even pulled from the article.
17.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dilluminati
16.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Regarding the TV show, did you love it from the first episode, or was there a specific episode where you fell in love with it?
15.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
I’m rewatching Battlestar Galactica (2004) for the first time since it came out.
I’m halfway through the third season and I have no recollection of any of this season! This is bizarre.
You've said "cube" too many times...
You have summoned Cubes! Be careful out there!
Some aspects are clearly geared towards a mature audience, but then there's sometimes a silliness that seems geared towards children. Who are they making this for?
Despite finding myself being annoyed by a few characters, I stuck with it for 6 eps, but I think I'm done.
Await SNW's next season! 👍
And the next question is, IF they go ahead with it, what will be the population number used from the area for the design requirements?
Guaranteed that IF they build it, it will have portable classrooms onsite within a year of opening because they aren't allowed to forecast populations.
Jonah Hill will play him in the movie.
13.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 032nd century and I still don’t see any jetpacks.
13.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0