Blue Jay Punk

If you can think of a safer way to hunt than giving man's best friend a gun, I'd like to hear it.

It is easy to tell that Vance's claim — that one in eleven people in America is an illegal immigrant — is a lie by going outside and looking around anywhere at all.

It's basic stuff, Creation is the bedtime stories she reads to the stars.

They don't know where the report is yet because they need to climb a tower to unlock the part of the map that has it.

She's thinking of "nearly" legal, not "barely," and would still be wrong. 15 is not nearly 18 and sure as fuck isn't barely 18. If they were into legal women, they'd have gone to legal brothels or been sugar daddies. They're rich! They had child rape slaves instead.

I have an extremely innocent friend who once assumed that one-third of all people must be non-binary, because why wouldn't the three categories (non-binary and the two categories in the binary) be equally common? They're all so great!

They have two lists for "weird," which is the same insult twice? Seems like a lot of work.

I don't believe any revelation or proof thereof could ever convince enough people that it will cause anything to happen but I hope I'm wrong.

My 1983 Suzuki Mighty Boy isn't badass??

Lookin good. And cool poster! What's it for? The actor looks like maybe Cüneyt Arkin but I'm not sure.

Damn, as a fan of sub-Ridley Scott-tier period movies, even I'm catching strays.

I like cosplay but my wife is a gamer. Real Romeo & Juliet shit

If everything smells like shit, check your shoe.

In a process known only as the Bond

I think the One Piece is a nice one piece swimsuit that Roger thought his woman looked extra hot in.

"Pollyanna is better," and then I start dodging bottles

Can we arrange a movie marathon where he watches Citizen Kane, A Christmas Carol, Scarface, Titanic, Glass Onion, etc.?

oh my god

Most people's justification for not washing their hands seems to be that they do not piss on their hands. This guy's justification is that he does.

I'll stop readong but if you can think of a better way to find out where the red fern grows, I'd like to hear it

Fitting thing that the very American evil is defeated by re-ringing the liberty bell.

doesn't look so big to me

Kinda, in the golden ratio kind of way

Best wine in the world when you're always full vs. ice water when you just mowed your lawn.

HALL MONITOR

Its quality is unrelated to a joke about how it's like Hanna Barberra's Laff-A-Lympics, but thanks for playing.

To quote the brilliant Geoff Thew, that's about corruption in the Laff-A-Lympics.

It takes time. There are some aughts nostalgia movies now that riff on our fashion and gadgets from the time.