Chrysta Likes Bugs

What if indoor plumbing was invented to feed a giant poop eating poop monster in the center of the earth?

Anyone have a lead on those tags they use to track sharks? I bet they’re flushable!

#askbluesky

That Luigi guy seems like he figured it out.

#blockamaga

You may like my feed The Dullest Knives. I think you’ll find lots of folks to add to the list.

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What! All the green!

Wholesome. Edited for scientific accuracy

Tardigrades are microorganisms and are not insects. They belong to their own phylum, Tardigrada. Whereas insects belong to the phylum Arthropoda. That said, I’ve never met an entomology enthusiast that didn’t love moss piglets

Does it taste like a green ice pop?

Nope you’d be correct! Trying to break free of the algorithms

Oops forgot to post the Dirt Goblin video.

Dirt Goblin had to be pulled out of his cave and shown the food. It apparently wasn’t worth getting out of bed over. Good morning to you too grumpy ass.

#bugsky #bdfb #men

Spaz was true to his name and got very excited and then freaked out when it touched his face. He decided to settle for some old beetle jelly. They seem to like it better when it gets gross. 🤷‍♀️

#bugsky #bdfb #spaz

The blue death feigning beetles got some fresh apple slices today.

Crash was super excited. They smell with their antennae so you can tell when the smell reaches them. They are so expressive!

#bugsky #bdfb #bigbite #munch

It’s the only way to really clean the eyeballs. Feel better ♥️

We know the government has the NSA data on all phone calls and text messages since 9-11. Imagine the horrors they could do training models on that data.

We are. Truly sobbing. Tears of boredom. It’s been the same jokes from the right for like 13 years.

Nah google has sucked since they sold facial tracking software to the military. It was the same year they removed. Don’t be evil as their motto.

Hard to sell software to make machines shoot people in the head better and keep that on there.

Mixed messages and all that.

See from my perspective I would have thought the right does it more. I guess no one wants to show their own constituents what is really going on.

The worst is when they involve children. They don’t even know what they’re saying half the time.

Also is the favor jumping off a bridge? It wasn’t clear and could be read as jump of a bridge and also do me a favor.

With coming cuts to infrastructure support we’ll be lucky to find one standing for long. We better hurry.

Both sides do that. It’s always weird. It’s like you came to the thing, you don’t have to prove which side you’re on by being all loud about it. Take a breath right?

I hope it was worth it. To hand over our country to corporations to spur someone you’ve likely never met.

Did the federal funding for finishing that sentence get cut or what?

That costs extra.

Fidget birthed weird little guy. I think it’s a dog.

So the beetle formerly known as OA will now be known as…. Crash. She’s got a bit of a temper when things don’t go her way and she takes it out on her surroundings. She’s much stronger than she appears. I’ll try to capture video the next time it happens.

Like am I being negged and they’re just too dumb to even do that right?

So fucking dumb.

DeepSeek is looking like the best of them currently. At least it’s open source and you can view the weights on its decisions. Everything else is a racist mystery box.