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Smith Corona

@smithcorona.bsky.social

Used typewriter. Haunted by your half-baked poetry, deranged manifestos, and love letters to people who never replied. I just post the residue. INFJ.

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The sun peeking through a very grey wintery sky.

The sun peeking through a very grey wintery sky.

For weeks the sky has been one long sentence of wintery grey.
Today the sun added a comma. A pause. A small reminder that the story isn't over.

25.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is admit the world is heavy… and still point to something beautiful in it.
That's not denial. That's hope with its sleeves rolled up.

25.02.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never pretended my early work was polished. Growth is ugly at first.
When you used them to diminish me, it felt less like a critique and more like an attempt to freeze me in a moment I was already moving past.

24.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Snoopy snow cone machine where the Peanuts characters stand at the front of Snoopy's dog house. The snow cone ice spits out (spitter) a hole at the center bottom.

Snoopy snow cone machine where the Peanuts characters stand at the front of Snoopy's dog house. The snow cone ice spits out (spitter) a hole at the center bottom.

Worst glory hole ever.

19.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
The Unofficial Zelda Cookbook! Why It's Our Favorite! (+ We Make Meat Skewers)
YouTube video by A Cookbook Collector The Unofficial Zelda Cookbook! Why It's Our Favorite! (+ We Make Meat Skewers)

A great day to make something from this charming cookbook!

21.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little red riding hood is riding on the back of a whale in the ocean . ALT: a little red riding hood is riding on the back of a whale in the ocean .

Hi Stewart. Can you DM me? I wanted to reconnect.

21.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A half glass of red wine. The caption reads: Some would say that this glass is half empty. I would say that this glass is telling me that I need to open another bottle.

A half glass of red wine. The caption reads: Some would say that this glass is half empty. I would say that this glass is telling me that I need to open another bottle.

21.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naming an airport after Trump makes sense.
He already specializes in departures. Mostly from reality.

20.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf on it ALT: a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf on it

An Olympic silver medal means surviving pressure most of us can't even imagine.
Canada's Women's Hockey Team didn’t just compete, but represented this country with strength, class, and relentless heart.

19.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Want to come over and help me put this Simpsons puzzle together?
[me flirting]

19.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been whining about being sick all week.
Today I learned my friend's cancer is back and he is now terminal.
It's the kind of news that makes your whole nervous system go still, and reminds you what hard actually looks like.

19.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up with that stomach-drop panic like my life was being graded and I was failing.
Fear makes us human, but so does the part of us that reaches for routine, for a plan, and for kindness, even with shaking hands.

18.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having the flu makes you realize how many things you take for granted, like swallowing, standing, and being a person.

16.02.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hate firing potential clients, but sometimes you need to protect your dignity.
Your worth isn't up for negotiation, and neither are your boundaries.

12.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've started doing this new thing where I buy groceries and then act all surprised when I have to cook them.

12.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a very "one more episode" person and also a very "why am I so exhausted" person.

12.02.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cat 's face with mathematical equations on it ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with mathematical equations on it

I don't dream of being rich. I just want to buy things without doing math.

11.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a "low maintenance" individual.
I'm just too tired to make demands.
Huge difference.

11.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not ignoring you. I'm just taking my time crafting the perfect response.

11.02.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some helpful tips if you found yourself falling into last year's Labubu craze.

09.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some helpful tips if you found yourself falling into last year's Labubu craze.

09.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One – Weekly Humorist

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.

What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One

09.02.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Nice! I will add these and see how they... uhm... work out.

08.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Album art for "Spellbound" by Siouxsie And The Banshees, "One Step Beyond" by Madness, and "Thieves" by Ministry.

Album art for "Spellbound" by Siouxsie And The Banshees, "One Step Beyond" by Madness, and "Thieves" by Ministry.

Anyone else have these songs in their workout playlist?
No? Just me?

08.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moneypenny seems to be drawing the "Greatest American Hero" logo in "Thunderball".
This suggests SPECTRE created the suit and the "aliens" behind it were a cover story.

08.02.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The sign reads: Within these walls you are welcome, accepted and respected, no matter who you are or where you come from. You are team Canada, regardless of sexual orientation, race, family status, gender identity or expression, sex characteristics, creed, age, colour, ability, disability, language, political or religious belief, or culture. Here, you are safe to chase your dreams. All we ask is that you be respectful and kind and treat others with fairness and dignity. Strive to be the best teammate possible. Together we are one community, one country, one team.

The sign reads: Within these walls you are welcome, accepted and respected, no matter who you are or where you come from. You are team Canada, regardless of sexual orientation, race, family status, gender identity or expression, sex characteristics, creed, age, colour, ability, disability, language, political or religious belief, or culture. Here, you are safe to chase your dreams. All we ask is that you be respectful and kind and treat others with fairness and dignity. Strive to be the best teammate possible. Together we are one community, one country, one team.

This message greeted CanadianπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Olympians at their home away from home.
Some countries greet their athletes with nationalism.
Canada greets them with belonging.
That's the Canada I believe in. We're a country that leads with kindness, not fear.
Proud of this. Proud of us.🍁

07.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

The antidote to the nightmare isn't a perfect argument. It's a life.
Community. Art. Rest. Humour. Boundaries.
And choosing decency even when it's not rewarded.
That's how you stay human.

06.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him ALT: a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him

Apparently we've reached the era where hypocrisy is not a dealbreaker, cruelty is a feature, and truth is optional, as long as it's helping the "right" people win.

06.02.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I was feeling the same way, but then I happened to turn on Canada's CBC radio and heard a 30-minute discussion about the Muppets. I'm smiling now.

05.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ubi thubink Ubi ubam guboubing tubo stubart pubostubing ubevuberythubing ubin thubis subecrubet lubangubuubagube Ubi lubeubarnubed ubon Zuboubom.
Thubank yuboubu PBS!

02.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0