Jeff Tessier

For the Old Heads

this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so i’m pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service

Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over.
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't want to watch
Another uninnocent, elegant fall
Into the unmagnificent lives of adults

YouTube video by Dylan Quintanilla Selena ft. David Byrne - God's Child (Baila Conmigo)

The English here is like the straight man to Selena's flights and fire in Espanol.

The Board of Governors decided, unilaterally, that no published textbook in the field of sociology could be used in compliance with the law for an Intro to Sociology class. None. Victor: There's not a single existing textbook on the market that could be used that would qualify under state law? Zachary: Correct. Victor: I'm sorry, that's kind of funny. Like, the absurdity of not a single sociology textbook getting past the censors. I mean, it makes me kind of proud of our colleagues, but...

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.

Great work everyone.

Yeah after turning the country's preeminent performing arts space into the new Sun City, this is the only move he's got left. Kid Rock and Ted Nugent could never pick up the slack left by all the artists cancelling.

WeTransfer TOS says they can use all your uploaded content for genAI

Bye forever, WeTransfer.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

To be fair sometimes Grok just nails it

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

LFG !!!

omg

The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!

lol

Next question: says she is more worried for her kids due to dangerous traffic on Aberdeen than a treatment site.
Asks what are the best practices for community safety at other similar treatment sites. (30/x)

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

Okay I'm not a native Canadian so give me a little space here, but I'm just wondering... Maybe this notwithstanding clause thing was a bad idea?

"Yes, yes, this Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Good work, everyone. Well done."

"Any last minute additions before we wrap it up and put a bow on it?"

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Police searching for driver after cyclist struck and killed in Pelham A cyclist has died after being struck by a vehicle in the Niagara Region last week.

Niagara Police are looking for the driver of a white dodge ram pick up who hit, ran and killed a cyclist around 6pm on August 12, Welland Rd and Effingham St. Send them info if you got it! This shameless horrific act cannot stand:

www.cp24.com/local/niagar...

“Hopefully it’s part of a broader plan to wind down the internet entirely.” Michael Shim, Systems Analyst

AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
theonion.com/aol-to-...

Image of the cover of the August 8, 2025, issue of the New Yorker magazine featuring a painting by Amy Sherald. The painting is of a Black trans woman posing in the style of the Statue of Liberty. She has red hair, wears a blue dress, and the torch she carries is topped with orange flowers.

How many millions of people will now have a copy of the Amy Sherald painting JD Vance said had to be excluded from her upcoming show at the Smithsonian because it does not align with admin values (she refused and instead cancelled the entire show) that thousands would have seen? #transformingliberty

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

A family opened a town’s first bookstore. A bathroom bill is driving them away. The Phelans ran the only bookstore in Vermillion, South Dakota. They sold it and moved after a new law would’ve required their daughter to use a boy’s bathroom.

A story designed to break my heart specifically: "The Phelans ran the only bookstore in Vermillion, South Dakota. They sold it and moved after a new law would have required their daughter to use a boy’s bathroom."

Thread

A cute baby elephant

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for motorists when they see a bike lane

“.. traffic has dropped by only a single percentage point as a result of leaving Twitter ..”

@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...

Seems like this basic fact needs to be stated over and over again jfc

Truly imagine if Mamdani had used the word “Shylock.”

It would have quite literally destroyed his career and every org and leader calling him out would be making this into a month long news cycle.

Trump? Hardly a peep.

When you accept antisemitism from the president, you aren’t fighting it.

lol love it, it's the positive version of 'Wherever you go, there you are'.