tirox (he/him) 🔜 ???

I’m pure chaos 😝

I guess you’re moving in?!

I guess it would work if my roommates were protogens??

“I showed this to my roommates 😝”

was autocorrected to:

“I showed this to my toasters 😝”

If you get all foamy IT’S NOT MY FAULT

But I smell nice :3

I recommend not eating me…

What flavor is your fursona?

I’ll get thrown out the gym 🙈

Getting veiny..

🙈

Not me working out while listening to @celinedion

music.apple.com/us/album/all...

matcha java chip frap is pretty tasty 😅

This is honestly my favorite feature of google maps.

*I should have screenshotted it earlier. It was at around 30% of usual business…

a man is standing in front of a fire and says `` you were the chosen one '' . ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and says `` you were the chosen one '' .

When google maps tells me the gym isn’t busy, but it’s busy as hell.

raise and fire 😂

I had to do it 😂

HR: 👁👄👁

Instead of a pay raise, can I get a praise raise?

1 calorie 😂

Luna is helping me clean up the house …

oh… I thought you’d never ask 👀

lol. Why does bsky think that’s a url 🤦‍♂️

nice undies I got the same brand 😘

I can show you if you go into the lockers with me.. so I can go change…

This year has been wild. I’ve never barked up the management chain so much about issues at work 😬

So pretty 🤩

I really don’t feel comfortable speaking up against the current administration as it is very clear that it pursues and prosecutes foreigners with different opinions.

Free speech as long as nobody dares to disagree…

Thankies ❤️

I’m trying over here 😭

So I created an auto text replacement that asks me to second guess myself