Something Quirkier

a woman wearing a hat and a red sweater has a necklace with a horseshoe pendant ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a red sweater has a necklace with a horseshoe pendant

roommate came to wish me luck on my exam tomorrow morning and he saw me looking at porn.

till my insides have memorised every vein 🫶🏾

oh she's taking it

a close up of a woman 's face with a man standing behind her ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a man standing behind her

I-

OH ##needthatmeat

Ew I miss him

two women are laughing with their tongues out and one of them is holding a glass . ALT: two women are laughing with their tongues out and one of them is holding a glass .

realizing i'm going to be alone for my entire life

New ‘SNL’ promo drops, featuring host Sabrina Carpenter.

#SNL #SabrinaCarpenter

EVERYONE CHEERED

navy guy come back and do this to me please...

i mean literally everything is going wrong

#needthat

a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face with the words ohmygod behind her ALT: a woman wearing glasses is making a funny face with the words ohmygod behind her

why did no one tell me about wine hangovers?

when i get back to my dorm tn i'm gonna kill myself

:((((((((((((((

😭😭😭

so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down i'll carry you home tonight

death to all s*aight men and i'm so serious.

i am just not meant to share a living space with a m*n.

🙋🏻‍♂️

they don't tell u this but being a senior in college is the worst thing that can happen to u.

hate my roommate so fucking bad why won't he just die???

all straight men need to die and i'm so serious.

FAWK

selling #hole now so i can buy a new tv

i hope my roommate dies.

living with a straight man is so silly cause all they ever fucking do is bitch about any little thing, leave their clothes everywhere, and then never take out the trash.

He said he misses me and I got hard

*louder than everyone else* I have somewhere you can fit it all in :)