I work hard to make sure me and my team are careful, considerate, and always aware of our legal standing as retail workers in a sex shop. And, rightfully so, we are put under extreme scrutiny to make sure we are doing our jobs right.
These monsters barely get acknowledged by the legal system.
27.02.2026 09:43 β
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I could get put on the sex offenders registry for selling a sex toy to a 17 year old (even by accident). Yet there are powerful people being caught actually fucking 10 year olds and theyβre not getting ANYTHING????
27.02.2026 09:37 β
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Trying to do a young, air giant barbarian #wip #sketch #dnd
26.02.2026 20:44 β
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Cheeky lil self portrait βοΈ
22.02.2026 00:07 β
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My DnD character won a cat at a fairground πͺβ¨ #wipwednesday
18.02.2026 12:55 β
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Cleaned out my ears and it turns out Iβm actually disgusting filth who dwells under bridges.
13.02.2026 09:09 β
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Finished #commission of a cute OC π₯°
11.02.2026 17:21 β
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These two get me so hyped β¨β€οΈ #madmaid #hazbinhotel #fanart #wipwednesday
04.02.2026 11:36 β
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Role up! Role up! Get your tickets to the show of the decade! Please, no flash photography πβ¨ #hazbinhotel #fanart #angeldust
31.01.2026 21:31 β
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THESE ARE MY STICKERS! Iβve never seen my art on a thing before!!! And I made it!!! Itβs just the beginning of a very large project but my god is it exciting.
AAAAAAAH THEYβRE HERE!!!!!!!
31.01.2026 21:25 β
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Trying to hit these circus prints as quick as I can. So hereβs a cheeky little Alastor #wip #wipwednesday #hazbinhotel #fanart
28.01.2026 12:10 β
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Love to see an art event on my home turf! NSFW art deserves its love and pleasure just like all the othersπβ€οΈ
25.01.2026 09:32 β
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Iβm a local artist!! I canβt wait to see what the future of NSFW art looks like π€©
25.01.2026 09:31 β
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Just some quiet mornings on the shop floor cos all a real bitch needs is a highlighter and a ballpoint #sketch
25.01.2026 09:26 β
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Doing a slight redesign of my dnd character. Already working on a second version⦠#wipwednesday #dnd
14.01.2026 19:38 β
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I havenβt been able to draw much since I sketched this and now all I need to do is add a background and be done π #angeldust #hazbinhotel #wip
10.01.2026 16:59 β
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For #wipwednesday even though itβs a Thursday lol. Guess who? π²π #hazbinhotel
08.01.2026 13:00 β
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I have been pushed so close to the brink of insanity this past month. Itβs good to be back βοΈβ¨
05.01.2026 16:29 β
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What song represents your work life? Here, Iβll go first:
23.12.2025 13:25 β
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You ever return back to a piece and decide you hate it? Cos I sure do.
22.12.2025 20:01 β
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A little clean sketch of #angeldust for my upcoming series of prints ππ #fanart #hazbinhotel
22.12.2025 09:40 β
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Working retail at Christmas is like someone strangling you in reindeer piss on December 5th and youβre not allowed to take a breath until mid-January.
19.12.2025 22:26 β
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Boromir from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, holding The One Ring. He thought he could use it for good, but everything done with the ring turns to evil. He was one of the mightiest warriors of middle earth, and he could not resist its powers. Others even mightier fell to the ring. Do you think you are stronger than them? The One Ring is generative AI.
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.
GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.
But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
17.12.2025 20:43 β
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If I streamed games, I might just play TCG simulator because Iβm a current retail manager and I need you to understand how mind numbing it is
18.12.2025 09:40 β
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Can you guess the theme for my next set of #hazbinhotel prints? π€β¨ #fanart #wipwednesday
17.12.2025 12:31 β
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Sorry for the slow uploads btw, had a seizure on Thursday, and it was my bday yesterday π
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeee πβοΈ
13.12.2025 16:18 β
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All a part of his cunning (cumming) planππ¦ #fanart #radiostatic #hazbinhotel
13.12.2025 16:17 β
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Dicks get 4-5 erections PER NIGHT. WHILE THEY SLEEP. They may be π΄ but their dicks be π³
09.12.2025 21:47 β
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A digital illustration of Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. Arms in the air, and hips swinging, heβs dressed as a moulin rouge can-can dancer. Dressed in deep purple, magenta, and topped off with a fluffy white feather boa, bloomers, and gold jewellery. He looks fabulous!
Drawn by Captain Kinks in procreate 2025
Heβs Valentino! πΆβ¨ He is a showgirl! πβ¨ #fanart #valentino #hazbinhotel
03.12.2025 08:03 β
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An illustration of Alastor and Vox from Hazbin hotel. Alastor is chained and naked, straddling Vox in his office on his office chair. Vox has an arm wrapped around him and is raising his chin with a finger. Shirt unbuttoned, he looks cocky as all hell as he plays with his new toy. The office is shining bright behind them, god knows what work Vox is putting off so he can mess around. Theyβre having a little exchange of speech bubbles in the middle.
Vox: Now Iβm the Master
Al: For nowβ¦
I fucking love these two. Iβm drawing them more and more, it wonβt be long before itβs full porn and not just the soft core stuff. I canβt describe it, it just does amazing things for me.
Drawn by Captain Kinks in procreate 2025
100% canon event, change my mind π»β‘οΈπΊπ¦ #hazbinhotel #fanart #radiostatic
29.11.2025 10:25 β
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