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cinematographer for Doogal (2006)

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nooooo i was going to use that wood and metal to craft corgi bludgeons

01.03.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wonder if trump ever attacks mexico whether weโ€™ll see the same kind of language where the only outrage over the threat of lives lost is our precious troops

01.03.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Footage shows three US Patriot air defense missiles fail to intercept an Iranian ballistic missile before it strikes Al-Udeid Airbase in Qatar

01.03.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our unshakeable alliance with Israel--arguably the most elite child-killing force in the world--presents NO downsides!

28.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 226    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Media empires, from tycoons down to street journalists, pursue their own interests, only sometimes aligned with those of the public. Al Capone understood this, and masterfully exploited their need for good lines & stories to corrupt the media--inspiring a whole movie genre: youtu.be/61vooptsVmE?...

27.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

if you somehow havenโ€™t listened to yks itโ€™s one of the most surprisingly prescient podcasts around. recommend it to all your friends, coworkers, your boss, promising first dates, parents, etc. and then give it a listen, in public so everyone else can hear it

28.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been working my way through some
of the 40k tau books and thereโ€™s a whole thing about how their population has some kind of psychically compelled loyalty to their politician caste and will even kill themselves if told to. usually thereโ€™s more escapism in these

28.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sorry to burst your bubble

28.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry was there a survey that went out

28.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the most reliable Dem voters on earthโ€”myself includedโ€”are constantly accused of voting third party or not voting by people like this and itโ€™s fucking exhausting

28.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 920    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

i got a bunch of greytide studios ones in my bits drawer but then they came out with the new space wolves ones and i havenโ€™t busted them out yet. theyโ€™re a lot less wonky than the usual cults3d stuff

28.02.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this got reposted on IG by a locked onlyfans bot. great scam(?)

28.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thereโ€™s so many bits out there

28.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh yeah thatโ€™s my least favorite part. itโ€™s the lychee slicer with an elegoo saturn

28.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s all the slicer!

28.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are the size of your wiener.

28.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
some 3d printed rocks and grass

some 3d printed rocks and grass

here they are

28.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i 3D printed some really nice desert rocks and grass last night. not that anyone cares.

28.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

28.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 730    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

you're right, it was only half true

28.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at the very least we gotta stop letting troops board planes first

28.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is, no shit, Daniel Rosenโ€˜s months-old official government portrait. Fascism ages you faster than Tolkienโ€™s ring.

26.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

danny mcbride?? ๐Ÿคฎ

28.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s autocorrect btw

28.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how many metal bands retired when the Pokรฉmon trainer battle theme dropped

28.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2022?!?!

27.02.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
puppy gnawing on bigger puppyโ€™s head

puppy gnawing on bigger puppyโ€™s head

same but sheโ€™s pissed

same but sheโ€™s pissed

puppy swallowing other puppy

puppy swallowing other puppy

now theyโ€™re hugging

now theyโ€™re hugging

itโ€™s fuck you friday

27.02.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and then they started asking you to line up outside the slaughterhouse!!!

27.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful Iโ€™ve ever seen but we never see you without it. Theyโ€™re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. Itโ€™s true. But Iโ€™m not gonna take it off. Maybe Iโ€™ll take it off

05.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1031    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0