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in the season finale it turns out he left the ground beef out for too long and it spoiled and he only has a day to raise $600 for more 😱💸💖

honestly don’t recall!

there’s an infomercial on tv for some brain pill for seniors called neuroq and i don’t think you turn this country around until you (1) shut down the fake supplements industry and (2) make everyone responsible eat all the remaining inventory on a livestream i can check in on any time i want

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

losing my mind at this. apoplectic. want to punch a wall, or a human being

data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...

this is how women treat young single men today

lady at mcdonald’s hitting her kid for hitting her other kid and yelling “i don’t know why you think it’s ok to hit your sister” lol. mcdonald’s!

pumping gas in through the chimney and popping keebler elves with a little squirrel gun as they stumble out the front door

ezra klein loser podcast

i think if you listen to podcasts for pretend serious news instead of listening to your friends being accused of having a penis that is flat like a credit card there is something deeply wrong with you

this podcast is several months old and made the list along with the kelce brothers podcast but no cbb. get real

Kansas stays winning. Love you Kansas

i’ve just been made aware of time’s “100 best podcasts of all time” list and i can’t wait to tap dance on their grave

I’m getting a new pup in a few weeks who has a big noggin but I don’t want to post a picture and jinx it. Like they call me up and say he died trying to run through a doorway too fast

pro bono guerilla marketing for new mcdonald’s products

i can't imagine harris actually opposed biden's gaza policy. not because she didn't speak out or do anything at the time, i just can't imagine her having an opinion about anything

a profile shot of a german shepherd staring off camera

he’s the most aloof dog i’ve ever had but there was an old guy across the street staring at us with his hands behind his back mumbling some incantations and it got his hackles up for the first time. hound of crom

yeah…an ”AI” version…

no, it’s the part where a white woman acts like her trump-supporting demo when confronted with their own racism

so the answer is yes with the addition of blatant racism

do you think incorrectly calling other people white makes up for your whiteness

kamala is going to be doing commercials for carshield and royal match before she ever runs for office again

you’re the only white person here even though you’re calling yourself black

whatever excuses your bigotry

are you upset Bernie will never put as many poc in prison as kamala did

the person you are quoting is uruguayan

i think if you dropped me into a giant pachinko machine, my body striking various pins as it made its way down before limply hitting the bottom and disappearing, it would rid of a lot of muscle knots

Well, it’s one half of one squad, but it’s a start.

#HorusHeresy
#WarhammerCommunity
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scale75 too. this shit sucks!

Paul rudd double take from wet hot American summer

When I see the 🙂‍↔️ emoji

i forgot how much i like the 🙂‍↔️ emoji. absolutely irrefutable