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if you somehow haven’t listened to yks it’s one of the most surprisingly prescient podcasts around. recommend it to all your friends, coworkers, your boss, promising first dates, parents, etc. and then give it a listen, in public so everyone else can hear it

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i’ve been working my way through some
of the 40k tau books and there’s a whole thing about how their population has some kind of psychically compelled loyalty to their politician caste and will even kill themselves if told to. usually there’s more escapism in these

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Sorry to burst your bubble

sorry was there a survey that went out

the most reliable Dem voters on earth—myself included—are constantly accused of voting third party or not voting by people like this and it’s fucking exhausting

i got a bunch of greytide studios ones in my bits drawer but then they came out with the new space wolves ones and i haven’t busted them out yet. they’re a lot less wonky than the usual cults3d stuff

this got reposted on IG by a locked onlyfans bot. great scam(?)

there’s so many bits out there

oh yeah that’s my least favorite part. it’s the lychee slicer with an elegoo saturn

that’s all the slicer!

they are the size of your wiener.

some 3d printed rocks and grass

here they are

i 3D printed some really nice desert rocks and grass last night. not that anyone cares.

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

you're right, it was only half true

at the very least we gotta stop letting troops board planes first

This is, no shit, Daniel Rosen‘s months-old official government portrait. Fascism ages you faster than Tolkien’s ring.

danny mcbride?? 🤮

that’s autocorrect btw

how many metal bands retired when the Pokémon trainer battle theme dropped

2022?!?!

puppy gnawing on bigger puppy’s head

same but she’s pissed

puppy swallowing other puppy

now they’re hugging

it’s fuck you friday

and then they started asking you to line up outside the slaughterhouse!!!

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

i have acquired all ip rights to the socialist sopranos account and will be rebranding as searchlight sopranos, a parody account that supports common sense moderate reforms while eschewing identity politics except italian stuff. exhausting

the washington state department of licensing’s phone menu is available in 10 languages and it turns out the 9 that aren’t english were just english with an accent of the language you picked. so press 2 for spanish and it was just english with an accent

imagine a big field of sunflowers where every instagram influencer and tradfamily is simultaneously taking new profile photos, showing off their best sunhats, overalls, etc. and rapidly approaching in the distance is a combine harvester being driven by the most wild-eyed maniac you ever did see

Written Prompts (3) The one thing you should know about me is I played the harp on the 1998 Monica/Brandy duet "The Boy is Mine" One thing I'll never do again Play the harp flawlessly during an intense showdown between two of R&B's biggest stars My biggest date fail A double date with Brandy and Monica that turned out to be an intervention demanding I stop taking credit for play...

My biggest date fail A double date with Brandy and Monica that turned out to be an intervention demanding I stop taking credit for playing the harp on "The Boy is Mine" ok brag much?? you have mentioned that just a few times

enjoying the fact that someone somewhere has been wandering around thinking this is true

might i have a chew