@fitzjames.bsky.social
I fucked my way into this mess, and by God I’ll fuck my way out.
My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever
13.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0You've been hit by
You've been struck by
My ass
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
07.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!
06.08.2025 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lieutenant Gore. I have a kink to shame.
31.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0When it friday !
09.07.2025 09:55 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1My neck
My back
My crusty cock
And sack
BADLY INJURED MAN NOT DONE PARTYING YET
03.07.2025 23:38 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0What’s good, homeboy!
28.06.2025 17:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I Don’t Want
08.06.2025 04:18 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real!
08.06.2025 02:36 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0CORE MUSCELS MROE LIKE GORE MSSELLS
01.06.2025 20:42 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE
30.05.2025 20:41 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Weekes, what exactly do you mean when you ask whether the ship is creepy or wet?
24.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Awooga
21.05.2025 03:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lt. Gore. I’ve got a kink to shame.
09.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Well, Stanley, I really do wish you'd remove that rubber clown nose while you're eating my ass.
16.04.2025 18:11 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Francis, do you have any idea who might have written “I’m the helldude” all over the stewards’ quarters?
14.04.2025 03:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real!
13.04.2025 03:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
number one
12.04.2025 23:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Gently critiqued Lieutenant Gore's powerpoint presentation on the Top Five Folding Chairs He'd Like To Die In after which he fired a pistol point-blank into my skull in response!
12.04.2025 23:39 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0my tits so wide can’t walk through the door
12.04.2025 17:22 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 2i am available for comment on the above topic and/or anything related to the terror, franklin expedition fandom, etc if anyone is writing 👁️👄👁️ or even better i will write about it for you …
12.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very upset with Blanky, who kept interrupting his own funeral to complain about the hymnal selection and remind me Pink Floyd is the only band he's allowed to listen to!
12.04.2025 15:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trapped in an oubliette by Osmer, who proceeded to present his pinboard demonstrating the evidence that Imagine Dragons had plagiarized Luigi Thunder!
11.04.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0play that fronky music white boy
09.01.2025 20:48 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY
11.04.2025 13:40 — 👍 20 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0well you see i am what the kids call a pussy magnet
08.12.2024 19:27 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"!
10.04.2025 07:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit!
10.04.2025 04:05 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
