@fitzjames.bsky.social
I fucked my way into this mess, and by God I’ll fuck my way out.
Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit!
10.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY
23.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 4 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked!
20.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi Reddit! I’m James Fitzjames, Captain of the HMS Erebus, and I died. Ask me anything!
18.01.2026 16:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Forced to amputate Fairholme's hands after he wouldn't stop editing the wiki pages of cartoon women to describe how they're unbearably beautiful and insanely sexy!
17.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awooga
16.01.2026 05:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0James Fitzjames And Francis Crozier Have An Unsatisfying Fuck In A Dirty Pond As "Simple And Clean" Plays From A Distant Radio [HD REUPLOAD]
16.01.2026 05:11 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I, too, was kinkshamed by Norton Antivirus.
16.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Court Awards Graham Gore Fifteen Million In FurAffinity Lawsuit
15.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So sorry, Collins, but I can't suck the juice from your open sores right now. I'm quite busy writing this Ryuk/Reader Death Note one-shot.
14.01.2026 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"!
14.01.2026 10:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All Night Long He Dreams Of Ghouls And Devils
14.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe more. Imagine.
14.01.2026 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hello there, sailor! I love your tote! Yes, lad I love your tote too and the activism awareness slogan! Lol thank you it's very progressive and Idea. Hey, I have some seal meat in my tote- would you like to share it with me? Id be delighted, sailor, I love seal meat it's very trending.
14.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Forced into hibernation by Osmer, who insists it's the only way to survive the coming Snickers™️-brand Nuclear Whunger!
14.01.2026 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”!
13.01.2026 07:34 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Exhausted with MacBean, who won't stop talking about how the ship's recent rat infestation is proof that nature is healing!
13.01.2026 07:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Splitting a cold, flavorless ham with Osmer, who hasn't blinked in forty-five minutes!
12.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun!
12.01.2026 02:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE
27.12.2025 04:18 — 👍 10 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 2CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, CROZY?
05.12.2025 03:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Regularly Douse Your Spiral Staircase With Ambiguous Bin Juice For Maximum Effectiveness
16.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever
13.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 23 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0You've been hit by
You've been struck by
My ass
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
07.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!
06.08.2025 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lieutenant Gore. I have a kink to shame.
31.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0When it friday !
09.07.2025 09:55 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1My neck
My back
My crusty cock
And sack
BADLY INJURED MAN NOT DONE PARTYING YET
03.07.2025 23:38 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
