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Fuck them and i'll beat them up for inconveniencing you but also hating work enough to give that little of a shit I can't help but respect it (assuming they didn't just fuck up)

I would trade you in a heart beat, I was designed for fog and rain and prancing around the scottish highlands, not sitting with my face pressed against a fan

You can send switch screenshots to your phone but is a hassle compared to just posting them directly

something something johnlock... its been a long day

Do you think John Watson says this when he wants to hook up with Sherlock Holmes

Do you think Sherlock Holmes says this when he's nervous

I occasionally call people bubba because of my parts

My cat loves jumping and hanging off of my door handle, too heavy to fully pull it down, making a huge noise when she inevitable lets go

And when that fails she screams

She has making noise down to a science

The reasons given are always shit as well

AI is good because it's quick, free labour. Cool cool cool, the planet is dying

im here for you, little gnome

My ex, who proof read the first draft, was alot less enthusiastic lmao

When I was 20 something I wrote a genshin fanfic so shit I uninstalled microsoft word

Banger cosplay, insane how accurate it is - always amazes me when fandoms can properly guess the correct colour schemes for manga-only characters

Everyone back off, she's only kissing me and her wife

Poison damage, smart

Do you think Sukuna has a second, giant, toothbrush

Not the cleverest insult, the loudest insult should win

It's not debate until my ears are ringing and I've got a headache

Everyone else blushing because Felix said something as simple as thank you

Pff that's hilarious

All your monsters look very polite

Is it cannibalism if a man eats another man's toe nails?

Ah! is it hot frosty? Would you believe me if I told you there's more than one movie where a woman falls in love with a snowman

is it a particularly well endowed or voluptuous snowman?

A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.

It's a shame Dragon Age Origin kept crashing on me and killed my motivation - I could have been playing veilguard with everyone else by now

Instead i put 300 hours into baldur's gate 3

This is beautiful, he seems nice

Your art is so pretty they should have put this in the Sistine Chapel

Waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based)

Give me a minute, i'll absorb all your negative energy and send it to Elon Musk

He's so handsome that you almost makes you forget he's bleeding out