Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
03.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 5712 🔁 727 💬 218 📌 16
Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
03.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 5712 🔁 727 💬 218 📌 16i’m not bad at making eye contact, ur lanky ass just look like an enderman
31.12.2025 11:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all my friends have unfounded confidence in my electronic music production capabilities. no judgement, just faith.
29.12.2025 08:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0white suburban dad saying “chinga la migra!” instead of thank you at the taco bell drive through
27.12.2025 04:44 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0growing up is realizing more femboys is always a good thing
17.12.2025 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m with 2 bad bitches and they both got subprime auto loans 😈🥶
24.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm so desensitized to woke shit that a pumpkin with a he/him lesbian
carved in it is just normal to me
the “two types of cats” are fighting inside me and the kiki one is enacting looney toons-esque plots
05.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0coming home from exhausting 9-5 to also do all the house chores while my wife shows me the beat she made in fl studio
05.09.2025 02:54 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0hooking up with a drummer on some “am i rushing or dragging?”
11.08.2025 03:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0your white boyfriend is a bad inefficient engineer
20.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0i always let the egg come first
17.07.2025 06:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pleaing “death of the author” when questions about last nights drunk texts
03.07.2025 04:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0flying home to show my middle school bullies what a REAL fag looks like
02.07.2025 04:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shit too late, just imagine a biblically accurate angel with pasties on all of its eyes
15.06.2025 23:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this the type shit i wanna hear jon stewart reading out on the daily show
28.05.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the difference between your freak and my freak is that i can still cum from kissy missionary
28.05.2025 01:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0im at ur girls crib doin poppers
24.05.2025 23:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0robotgirl orgy call that networking
23.05.2025 15:04 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0the moment i pay attention to the mariners is the moment they go on a loss streak. schrödingers win%
23.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at least here you can go D1, they’re vocally against that irl
22.05.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0white tboy in my hinge likes look like prezoh 🤤
20.05.2025 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0blocking the whole ass intersection doing donuts in front of a waymo
21.05.2025 01:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s really nice how walmart lets you sleep in their parking lot. i’ll thank them by shoplifting from target :>
14.05.2025 03:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*buying carbon credits with the money i made stealing catalytic converters*
12.05.2025 04:17 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0that’s how they want you to feel. stack bodies on the sword til the tip can’t come through
30.04.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i would eat the rice raw for 5 words of affirmation
28.04.2025 02:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0some days i want to get my eyeliner tattooed. other days i want to drive through iowa without be lynched. it’s give and take i guess
15.04.2025 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fake major, now catch this drone strike
14.04.2025 14:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me, who misheard “frat party”: so when’s everyone gonna rub their dicks together?
12.04.2025 02:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0