Shivaun

Aspirationally screenshotting a 16-step skincare routine as though I didn’t just come home to find a tiny fly had gotten stuck & died in the antibiotic ointment on my new sickass nose scar

a screenshot of a blurry tree with the subtitle “[creaming at a distance]”

when the subtitles get screwed up and the found footage horror movie turns into a porno

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Bag of ice tea powder has solidified into a giant lump so I figure I can either
A) try to soften it like brown sugar
B) compress it further into a crystal I wear on my neck to swirl into boring glasses of water

three women in white suits are dancing in a room Alt: three women in white suits are dancing in a room -- from FIRST WIVES CLUB, Diane is in the middle

Diane 💔

If you’re interested in the making of / kayfabe part, there was a bunch of press around the 25th anniversary variety.com/2024/film/ne...

I have not rewatched Blair Witch since we rented it from Blockbuster for a sleepover and yes I was watching the displayed runtime constantly!!

My Letterboxd review of Bon Cop, Bad Cop saying “I ship it” in English and French

It’s a great time!

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

Ginger Snaps

Beans

Adult Adoption

i love that when someone tries to communicate a Color That Shouldn't Exist in a cosmic horror movie, invariably it's just like. purple

They should bring back a fall where you can wear sweaters imho

A pin on a desk, it has a codfish silhouette holding a library card, with the words "having fun isn't hard when you've got a library cod"

The Newfoundland and Labrador public libraries continue to make the absolute best free pins that you can just have if you go to borrow a book

It’s Banned Books Week, and I don’t need you to buy my book as a solve for it (but buy it if you want to! That’s still extremely cool of you)—I need you to show up for your public libraries and your schools!

this is an attack.

Let’s pretend it was a rational decision!

Got multiple suggestions to consider lasik, but I am skeptical that direct contact between my eyeballs and the Dundas streetcar tracks would really have improved the outcome

ER Doctor confirmed basically anyone conscious would have broken their wrist instead so yes, ✨ I’m not like other girls ✨

Lfmao I broke my nose

Glasses & phone have seen better days

Mostly just scratched up & sore

Billions of years of evolution and I slam my own face directly into the pavement while my hands are absolutely pristine

I don’t remember this lyric in the Elephant Love Medley

I have decided that this month I will be participating in an event called October

Marya’s Letterboxd is a fantastic resource for films directed by women, silent films, old Hollywood, noir, Palestinian movies and just about anything else made under the sun.

Postal union launches nationwide strike after Ottawa gives Canada Post the OK to end home delivery CUPW leadership is "outraged" after Canada's public works minister cited "unsustainable" losses to justify the Crown corporation's restructuring.

hear me out, government of canada, you could just FUND THE FUCKING POST OFFICE YOU ABSOLUTE GHOULS

www.thestar.com/business/pos...

Blue graphic stating that Earlybird Tickets for TriCon: The Trident Conference for Soeculative Fiction are on sale now. Lower right corner says Kjipuktuk | Halifax, May 15-17 2026

Introducing TriCon! ✨May 15-17, 2026 in Kjipuktuk | #Halifax. Celebrating spec fic, we couldn't be prouder to have @amalelmohtar.com @englelaird.bsky.social and @kurestinarmada.bsky.social joining us as our Guests of Honour. Earlybird tickets available now! 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/tricon-the...

a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

the album art for the upcoming 10 year anniversary edition of Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION with expanded tracks

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

A roleplaying game called HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL. Text only version here https://www.patreon.com/posts/138800567

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game.

YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want.

PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...

the user vs their comfort horror