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Stupid nerd, currently in Germany. Antifa IT-Helpdesk.

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Yup. Perhaps best to take it as a credit to the car's looks though?

27.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so annoying. By "modern standards", everything is slow including whatever the posers in the comments drive.

A frigging b-segment Volvo crossover does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds.

Does it matter? No.

27.12.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure where that came from. People often forget to remove VAT (typically 20%) in EU when comparing prices.

And ignoring we don't have markups here, but discounts. Couple of years ago, I paid 23 k€ for a fully loaded mk 8 Fiesta ST. Something like 20% under list (German prices).

23.12.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly. this seems like the most likely thing. Already had a few more "late camoed" Benz sightings in our block this year. Just no phone with me. But we have an MB plant just across the river and the HQ of a dealership group in town.

23.12.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mercedes GLB ErlkΓΆnig auf Erprobung Die Auslieferung des neuen Mercedes-Benz GLB wird 2026 starten - als EQ Modell sowie als 48 Volt Voll Hybrid

Yeah. Looks really close to year old pics from GLBs. Hm. Will see if I can spot this again. Really need to go out for a walk anyway...

jesmb.de/26484/

21.12.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks super close, well spotted. Wonder why it's still in disguise now. Hm. Some unreleased trim level garnish?

Or they are double bluffing and it is actually a smart disguised as a Benz in disguise :-D.

21.12.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, totally. Unfortunately spotted this while out with very non cary friends who already think I'm rather weird :-D.

Hope I can take a closer look if it pops up again.

21.12.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A camouflaged Crossover car with German number plates issued in BΓΆblingen.

A camouflaged Crossover car with German number plates issued in BΓΆblingen.

Someone on our street must be working for MB. Gotta find out who that is :-). At any rate, looks like they brought some work home over the Christmas break.

21.12.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An old Jaguar print advert showing various cats.

An old Jaguar print advert showing various cats.

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#Caturday

20.12.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, half explained from my side. Sorry.

Not sure this is global, but probably is. Over here, the customers are 55, pretty wealthy and need a company car. Criteria: status, comfort, performance, practicality.

So they make them posher, faster Audis.

19.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think that is exactly what their management is aiming for.

The money comes from selling luxury crossovers to old people. Unfortunately, that worked *so* well, they have to listen to these customers now?

19.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure how / if they do QC. My China made model 3 had the axial bolts only on finger tight. How on earth can that be missed?

That was 5 years ago. Looks like this is independent of where they make them or how mature the company is. Which makes me think this is their accepted standard.

19.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is hard. I gave up and ended up with another Golf. Same vein, less boring (looks wise), Mk2 Leon?

To match the GSA by vibe... Advanced tech in a compact car... Seems to be very rare nowadays. Early hybrids perhaps. First gen Prius or second gen Insight? CRZ if it's ok to be 2 door.

19.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think this will work over here. Crossover market is ultra competitive. Why would people buy a Ford? Especially those that exprienced powershift and/or ecoboost issues.

Tragic really. I wish I had $$$ to hoard a couple of ST models.

17.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah. Have they tried getting through "Capital in the Twenty-First Century" while commuting? Proper physical exercise!

11.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How else can you ensure the reliability of their three-position switch (dim, flicker, and off)?

07.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What ever shit he comes up with, I hope it will be preserved.

Like the WW2 U-Boat bunkers in Northern Germany. As a grim reminder for future generations.

01.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shameless cultural appropriation. This is reserved to German tourists landing at PMI.

01.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween everyone.
#WorldBollardAssociation πŸ‘»

31.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1757    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15

Top of that, these are basically only slightly larger c segment cars which might be a bit too small for US preferences. So why chance it?

Hope they don't screw up the GT version.

30.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can always call in well.

β€œSorry, boss, I just feel entirely too great to come into work today.”

30.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today has big friday energy.

let's just not show up tomorrow.

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo! Thank you very much for taking us along. I really. really need to go next time I'm somehow close. Lovely!

30.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DANKE!

30.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's got the first line wrong as well. Looks like what is drving the growth is Chinese fossil cars. EVs seem to be pretty much flat since mid 22.

30.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kia EV4 GT and Hyundai Ioniq 3. But that is it. Over here in Europe we're not getting the affordable interesting stuff anymore.

28.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even though he's closely associated with the UK, most Queen fans don't realize Freddie Mercury was born in Zanzibar & went to school in India before his family fled to the UK during the revolution.

28.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like more granular configurability in cars. There's a lot of stuff I don't want even if it was "free".

But this is setting up some first time EV buyers (especially those coming in via BIK subsidies) for a surprise.

Should be standard, but failing that I hope their sales staff has been clued up.

28.10.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A looong time ago we had something like this happen. Actually three semis. Full of W123 steelies.

The fairly primitve parts ordering algo back then needed manual plausibilty checking. And sometimes stuff would get missed.

So when an old fleet of W123 taxis came in for winter tyres one week...

28.10.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read the one for AfD and it's as you'd expect. Complete with a take on msm bias against them. Citing a "scientific" study conducted by - drum roll - an AfD member.

28.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0