naxuu baby

these guys love to say "existential threat". you can go years, even a decade without hearing those two words uttered in sequence, and then suddenly their war-dicks get piqued to visible erection and they keep saying "existential threat" in a low mumbling roar as they crank it all over the media

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

cant.stop.laughing

I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

Sloptimism

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

also after a bad experience with ipads (literally acting like a junkie needing to score) we got rid of it and he's been SO much better since

sorry forgot to reply! he's 7. a lot of his friends have 0 screen time limits and are absolutely soaking in games, but i kinda rationalize it by allowing him to do that if he's at their houses and not worrying about it. some of his friends have tried to convince me to ease up on the limits

i don't know lmao. he's now at an age where he reads a lot so i think that's the only way. pre-reading, it was survival mode and much worse

we typically have around that amount per week, not per day, and it's incredibly difficult but yes we do it

noooooooooooooo
that way lies madness
galaxy brain meme where the final galaxy brain is just FL Studio in a web browser

Glad the criterion restored this scene to Kubrick’s original intention

yes, that probably was me! i'm glad it helped haha. it's a rule i've occasionally broken, but i'm currently down to one rack and mostly neglect it in favor of trackers, so i think i'm doing ok

if this is the name of your bakery, the label for your bread should contain some esoteric history from your ruined kingdom, as a baseline

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

PSA: Our roadmap for 2026:

YouTube video by Pitcher56 pitcher56 - your name 【Official Lyric Video】

new Pitcher56 for the first time in 17 years youtu.be/pFslhjoqr1A?...

guided by volcels

all hobbies, when shared and discussed in a community, eventually get reduced to the same obsessive collecting and object fetishization and all of them speak to the same kind of consumer frenzy and sickness. i'm sick of it

[browsing a synthesizer subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 synthesizers
[browsing a cassette tapes subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 cassette players
[browsing a handheld gaming subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 handheld consoles
etc

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

this is literally never not accurate

STOP THE PRESSES.

The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.

Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.

@hg101.bsky.social

CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?

i really don't get why for a brief moment of a few weeks, the Dems finally hit upon a truly winning rhetorical strategy, and then they pivoted as far away from it as possible ever since

i'm only happy when it's strange
i'm only happy when it's obfuscated
my understanding is overrated
i'm only happy when it's strange

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”