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I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a fella dressed as a Transformer. Woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus.

A picture of Krusty the Clown from the $pringfield episode of the Simpsons

I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a fella dressed as a Transformer. Woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus. A picture of Krusty the Clown from the $pringfield episode of the Simpsons

I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a guy dressed as a Transformer. I tell ya, I woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus!

01.03.2026 09:20 — 👍 44    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0
I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a fella dressed as a Transformer. Woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus.

A picture of Krusty the Clown from the $pringfield episode of the Simpsons

I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a fella dressed as a Transformer. Woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus. A picture of Krusty the Clown from the $pringfield episode of the Simpsons

I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a guy dressed as a Transformer. I tell ya, I woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus!

01.03.2026 09:20 — 👍 44    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

New Millard on YouTube alert. If anyone who follows me hasn't experienced his work, you will have a really good time!

28.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Super Hans from Peep Show with amended quote "People DON'T like Coldplay and DIDN'T vote the Nazis. You CAN trust people, Jeremy." 

Brilliant result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Super Hans from Peep Show with amended quote "People DON'T like Coldplay and DIDN'T vote the Nazis. You CAN trust people, Jeremy." Brilliant result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Lovely result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

27.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
Matt Goodwin to Farage and the rest of the ghoul squad at Reform HQ this morning. 

Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon saying "Second comes right after first"

Matt Goodwin to Farage and the rest of the ghoul squad at Reform HQ this morning. Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon saying "Second comes right after first"

Matt Goodwin to Farage and the rest of the ghoul squad at Reform HQ this morning.

27.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I didn't lose actually, it was the people of Gorton & Denton who lost. So don't put in the paper that I lost. It was a woke conspiracy. Some of the voters were women WITHOUT children for God's sake!"

27.02.2026 07:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Angus Deayton on HIGNFY

Angus Deayton on HIGNFY

27.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Super Hans from Peep Show with amended quote "People DON'T like Coldplay and DIDN'T vote the Nazis. You CAN trust people, Jeremy." 

Brilliant result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Super Hans from Peep Show with amended quote "People DON'T like Coldplay and DIDN'T vote the Nazis. You CAN trust people, Jeremy." Brilliant result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Lovely result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

27.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Mika Hakinnen would disagree but I've just remembered he's from Hong Kong.

26.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I live in France and I've met a lot of people who SAY they're Swiss but chinny reckon.

26.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
LYNNE. I'VE DRIVEN TO DUNDEE BAREFOOT.

LYNNE. I'VE DRIVEN TO DUNDEE BAREFOOT.

Definitely seen someone keeping Toblerone in biz though.

26.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fair fucks to you all, I've never met anyone who gobbled one. But I don't doubt you at all. Honestly thought for a while it was some form of money laundering.

26.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big pocket on the inlay to keep a loose bag of Smarties to scatter like bird feed for the pigeons to get their vital E numbers.

26.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know something, I've seen a Ritter Sport and Cadbury Starbars (very unloved in the Cadbury family aren't they, you never see them as part of Xmas packs or anything!) a lot.

Anyway, I've literally never seen anyone eating them. KitKat? Yeah! Never seen anyone smashing through a Ritter Sport

26.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I think it does get overlooked that the Lennon who was a complete dickhead and junkie mess in 1970 was a considerably different fella by 1980. I don't think he gets analysed enough in his last years.

I mean at the same time, John Lennon with 80's sounding music production might be blessed miss.

26.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh totally not impossible, just going on vibes and feelings tbh.

26.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am always perversely amused by his love for Coronation Street if only for the visual of him watching it intently.

26.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is funny though, is that even if he lost his mind, went Qanon and into god knows what, I bet he'd still think Russell Brand was a cunt.

26.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he'd have just got old and disappointing. The Epstein Files would have melted his fucking mind.

26.02.2026 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's always the more traditional comedy of his that I really loved. 'The door is ajar' and his drill exaggerated southern accent in that bit really cracks me up still.

26.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a way given the cruel timing of his illness I'd excuse some of his bitterness, especially as he avoided actually speaking about what was up with him. It was probably a real head fuck for him. Including the career timing of it too, it sucked. That story of his last gig is genuinely sad.

26.02.2026 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In a bizarre completely fucked up way it's shows the broad appeal of his matterial 🤣

26.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, you do sort of grow out of him, but he has enough to still really enjoy as a craftsman. He's like the comedy version of The Doors.

26.02.2026 11:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But absolutely none of the humour or the occasional self awareness to take the piss out of himself.

26.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I reckon so too, though I genuinely think he'd probably be quite amusing about his approach to it. I never enjoyed when he'd get 'angry.'

26.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Much like Hicks, I don't 'enjoy' Lee as much as I should because his fanbase and the sort of slight cultish arrogance of them. That's totally on me though.

There's lots of great bits Hicks did that aged well, but it's mostly bits where he's just being a very funny comedian and less on the pulpit.

26.02.2026 11:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of it is still absolutely brilliant, but with some you just grow up and out of it. But also some of it has understandably aged a bit.

26.02.2026 09:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It wouldn't have hurt IMO because it wouldn't have been a surprise, it would have been a gradual slide and would just feel like wasted potential... Or old age.

26.02.2026 07:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would have either been a career revival or maybe even for it as some sort of outsider art approach.

He'd have done my fucking head in had lived for 9/11 though... And I wouldn't have put it past him to go completely out of his tree eventually.

26.02.2026 07:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0