Ash Preston

Never been Dubai. But during my nervous breakdown of 2021, I took a pic in my garden by a dilapated shed. Doing that 'holding a glass of champagne with the skyline in the background YOLO let's talk crypto before a big Dubai porta potty sesh' pose they all love doing. A picture of me during a rough arse time in my life, I'm in a red dressing gown in my old garden in Urmston. I have a glass of something in my hand and I'm doing a take on those influencers style glamour poses they do.

Never been to Dubai. But during my nervous breakdown of 2021, I took a pic in my old garden in Urmston, in front of a dilapated shed. Doing that 'holding a glass of champers with the cityscape in the background YOLO let's talk crypto before a big Dubai porta potty sesh' pose they all love doing.

It's not Rustie Lee's turn to go is it?

But Tara that's ok, because she's old and she's gonna die anyway.

Mate, I'm working class scum. I don't need nor afford a gap year to go 'find myself' spiritualy

Never been Dubai. But during my nervous breakdown of 2021, I took a pic in my garden by a dilapated shed. Doing that 'holding a glass of champagne with the skyline in the background YOLO let's talk crypto before a big Dubai porta potty sesh' pose they all love doing. A picture of me during a rough arse time in my life, I'm in a red dressing gown in my old garden in Urmston. I have a glass of something in my hand and I'm doing a take on those influencers style glamour poses they do.

Never been to Dubai. But during my nervous breakdown of 2021, I took a pic in my old garden in Urmston, in front of a dilapated shed. Doing that 'holding a glass of champers with the cityscape in the background YOLO let's talk crypto before a big Dubai porta potty sesh' pose they all love doing.

Always forget that you've got The Smiths rhythm section in the background on this.

I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a fella dressed as a Transformer. Woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus. A picture of Krusty the Clown from the $pringfield episode of the Simpsons

I drank too much at a comic con. Got into a fight with a guy dressed as a Transformer. I tell ya, I woke up this morning feeling like I'd been hit by a bus!

New Millard on YouTube alert. If anyone who follows me hasn't experienced his work, you will have a really good time!

Super Hans from Peep Show with amended quote "People DON'T like Coldplay and DIDN'T vote the Nazis. You CAN trust people, Jeremy." Brilliant result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Lovely result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Matt Goodwin to Farage and the rest of the ghoul squad at Reform HQ this morning. Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon saying "Second comes right after first"

Matt Goodwin to Farage and the rest of the ghoul squad at Reform HQ this morning.

"I didn't lose actually, it was the people of Gorton & Denton who lost. So don't put in the paper that I lost. It was a woke conspiracy. Some of the voters were women WITHOUT children for God's sake!"

Angus Deayton on HIGNFY

Super Hans from Peep Show with amended quote "People DON'T like Coldplay and DIDN'T vote the Nazis. You CAN trust people, Jeremy." Brilliant result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Lovely result in the Gorton & Denton by-election. Hopefully over the next few years this post becomes evergreen.

Mika Hakinnen would disagree but I've just remembered he's from Hong Kong.

I live in France and I've met a lot of people who SAY they're Swiss but chinny reckon.

LYNNE. I'VE DRIVEN TO DUNDEE BAREFOOT.

Definitely seen someone keeping Toblerone in biz though.

Fair fucks to you all, I've never met anyone who gobbled one. But I don't doubt you at all. Honestly thought for a while it was some form of money laundering.

Big pocket on the inlay to keep a loose bag of Smarties to scatter like bird feed for the pigeons to get their vital E numbers.

You know something, I've seen a Ritter Sport and Cadbury Starbars (very unloved in the Cadbury family aren't they, you never see them as part of Xmas packs or anything!) a lot.

Anyway, I've literally never seen anyone eating them. KitKat? Yeah! Never seen anyone smashing through a Ritter Sport

I think it does get overlooked that the Lennon who was a complete dickhead and junkie mess in 1970 was a considerably different fella by 1980. I don't think he gets analysed enough in his last years.

I mean at the same time, John Lennon with 80's sounding music production might be blessed miss.

Oh totally not impossible, just going on vibes and feelings tbh.

I am always perversely amused by his love for Coronation Street if only for the visual of him watching it intently.

What is funny though, is that even if he lost his mind, went Qanon and into god knows what, I bet he'd still think Russell Brand was a cunt.

I think he'd have just got old and disappointing. The Epstein Files would have melted his fucking mind.

It's always the more traditional comedy of his that I really loved. 'The door is ajar' and his drill exaggerated southern accent in that bit really cracks me up still.

In a way given the cruel timing of his illness I'd excuse some of his bitterness, especially as he avoided actually speaking about what was up with him. It was probably a real head fuck for him. Including the career timing of it too, it sucked. That story of his last gig is genuinely sad.

In a bizarre completely fucked up way it's shows the broad appeal of his matterial 🤣

Yeah, you do sort of grow out of him, but he has enough to still really enjoy as a craftsman. He's like the comedy version of The Doors.

But absolutely none of the humour or the occasional self awareness to take the piss out of himself.