Clown College Dropout

“Oh darn… Guess it’s just not my luck.”
-opens spam-
“HOLY-“

I came up with this short rap verse with a metal gear reference and I really wish I could finish it, but I gotta head back to work soon so eh. Please keep it safe notes app.

Can we seriously just get free game time with how much xiv gets ddosed.

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Getting some last minute stuff done in XIV after the game just got ddosed an hour ago, when suddenly…

I really wish it were as easy to fall asleep at night as it was to take a nap in the middle of the day.
Sleep when it’s dark and I have nothing to do? Nah, I’ll stay wired for hours.
Sleep when it’s day and I have stuff to do? Sure, wake up at midnight.

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“No purchase necessary for this sweepstakes.”
“Okay.”
“Purchase tickets within the-“

Good thing I had today off work, I would not have handled the time change well if I did

In another universe there’s another version of me who writes and phrases everything I want to articulate perfectly, and I’m so glad for him.

Helping pass out candy to trick or treaters rn and it’s kind of a lazy night. Should have brought my steam deck.

When you make an L shape at someone, you tend to use your right hand, don’t you?
Kinda ironic.

And announcing this on Halloween too, how appropriate!

Not sure I’d evertrust a gambling site, let alone one propped up by Adin “Seat Sniffin, Easy 2 Million” Ross, and Aubrey “If I can’t wait till she’s 18 to say okay, why wait till she’s 21 to play” Graham

If the multiverse exists and I’m able to time travel, I would just say to alternate past me, “He must win,” and then dip without explaining anything.

I can only imagine what it’d be like doing an open house in a place designed by indie horror game devs. I’d imagine lots of empty space, illogical layouts and light switches on the outside of rooms.

Almost convinced I saw a shooting star, turns out it was a firefly

Tried out black ops 1 zombies last night, ended up with a good time surprisingly. Died a few times cuz aim assist would keep black holing me towards a zombie

Chainsaw man movie was freakin sweet

My mortal enemy, mysterious rock in my freshly cleaned sock we meet again…

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Feels like everywhere on the internet is either becoming paywalled or even more aggressively designed to shake you down in some way.

Welp, YouTube hit me with the age verification stick on my viewing account. Apparently watching some decade old animations are enough to convince YouTube they need to confirm I ain’t a child.
Fuck that noise, I’m deleting my account.

I just dropped the straw of the last caprisun I have and it’s lost fml

If Warner bros is up for sale, I’ll buy machinima for some paper clips and a subway coupon.

Oh cool, YouTube now lets you credit and include other people as collaborators when you upload now.
Oh no, everyone on YouTube is dumping their podcast onto me.

Louvre got robbed, they’re doing a funny to make light of it.

The realest YouTubers are the ones who properly credit music to the game ost they use. Even better is when they specify which track they use.

“Well, well, Mr. Spiderman if that IS your real name?”
“It’s actually Peter Par-
I MEAN uh… Spider-Man.
The hyphen is silent.”

Oh wow za has got me wired.

“Attention all YouTube users, we apologize for the disruption of video playback on our platform and are quickly working on restoring services.
However, we are proud to share that advertisements will be able to play completely unimpeded by this technical issue.”

Brave little bird in the rain.

Saw a promising indie game start crowdfunding recently and I was just about to pledge some money when I noticed they were planning to use ai voices and “art”. Such a shame, I wish they would have gone a different route.