Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica

unfinished doodles of a scruffy furry Bigby wolf sleepily holding a cup of coffee next to a much larger hunched over werewolf version of himself

wolfie

Okay I came I'm normal now

I can be trusted around skirts and thigh highs again. Promise

I don't say anything when my landlord lets himself in and fucks me as I'm taking a shower. This is the agreement; my pussy at any time and he doesn't charge me rent I can't afford to pay.
It's just business - except my pussy is so wet, I can hear every thrust.
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#porn #sex #dubcon #showersex

I actually did 10 minutes into owning the game from this I think! I definitely immediately fell for it

A moan escapes my mouth. I'm 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭, wet, heat building.
Is... is that a cock? B-but I fell asleep alone, I don't... who's... who's fucking me?
I moan again as he speeds up, using my pussy like I'm just a warm sleeve.
Do... do I even want him to stop?
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#porn #sex #somnophilia #dubcon #rough

Art paysites can ban you if they think the 30 year old woman you drew topless has boobs that don't reach D-cup (the size of consent) but I see ads with oiled up Gwen Tennyson every day.

crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

Most of my OneDrive memories are of students asking why their Unreal projects are broken and me having to tell them “yeah so OneDrive corrupted your project and it will never open again. Hope you were using version control like I told you to.”

Thanks, OneDrive 😌

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My ten cents is that newspapers should stop calling it a drug boat if there was never any evidence presented of it being a drug boat.

dragoon.....on my patreoon 🐲

A very happy birthday to @c-rowles.bsky.social who almost singlehandedly convinced me that Jake/Ziyal would be a viable romantic pairing through her artwork alone

spelunking gets pretty crazy these days
redesigned tarragon. added eggs. bon appetit

[ #nsfwart #dndnsfw #tiefling #teratophilia #oviposition #tentacles #monsterfucker ]

I like making new brushes in CSP. Its kind of a hobby

This one is a two-ton gradient that uses the primary and secondary selected colors, inspired when @jxunga.bsky.social asked if anyone knew of a brush that could act similar to a facepaint gradient palette brush

My class did the exact same thing! This film and Wiesel's Night.

I'm a huge believer in reminding people that behind all monstrous acts is a human, but The Boy in the Striped Pajamas skips right over "human" and leaps wholeheartedly into "perfectly reasonable given the info he had, really"

The basics of owning a tentacle monster
#nsfw #oc #tentacles

That's one of those things that make me wish I could reply, "that's not a normal human sentence," to, because that has had weirdly good results at my workplace

As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.

Ain't she a beaut
#nsfwart #riotdrawsthings

Police Squad intro meme, reading: Tonight's Episode: The Suspiciously Well-Informed Ally Who Knows Where The Informed Consent Clinic In Your City Is

Thankfully my mom wasn't mad at me and realized calling the police was the correct thing to do, but why the hell did they BREAK A SECOND DOOR. The front door was already open!

The entire rest of the time we lived there, we had pallet wood nailed to the back doorframe

(And if you're wondering why my mom broke into her own house when she wasn't supposed to be there, she had been unexpectedly laid off and accidentally left her house key at her job, and really just wanted to cry in bed about it.

And then the cops broke our other door. The first could be repaired.)

Entirely unrelated, when I was 8 I came home to my front door broken in. No one was supposed to be home. I used the neighbor's phone to call 911.

The cops got there, BROKE DOWN A SECOND DOOR, and then yelled at me for not checking if it was just my mom breaking into her own trailer

I WAS 8

Also, I'm just saying, Salazar Zed rolls off the tongue a LOT better than Sammy Salazar.

The Tommy Tallarico drama is 2x funny to me because a few years ago I saw a tumblr post about how white people shouldn't choose "PoC" last names, but the example list was mostly Spanish names from Spain, which included my (very white) real last name before my dad anglosized it and also Salazar

Uh oh

can't have somnophilia anymore. because of woke

👌 Jill Valentine apresada por Licker
🟢 Game: Resident Evil 3
#JillValentine #RE3 #ResidentEvil #deepthroat #interspecie #blowjob #knot #knotting #tonguefucking #cuminthroat #knotted #fuckingface #facefuck #hentaivideo #animefreak #NSFW #BlenderEevee #Chudai #3dhentai #3dporn #3DanimationPorn #hentai

I don't know the name, but some Asian import stores sell jars of crispy garlic swimming in chili oil. Absolutely divine spread for tofu or soups