Andrew Miesem

I hope the Republicans lose control of the House, but I wish someone other than Hakim Jeffries was positioned to be Speaker. He's such a performative plank of wood.

or how about "Beer Gut Gestapo"?

I think Trump is free-associating when he says America has to "remain liquid" because he's feeling his liquefied brain sloshing around in his skull.

"Bonespurs Antoinette" is perfect

For the amount of child support I could demand, I'd have one of Elon's babies at this point.

It's pretty incredible to me that, aside from the big-print-easy-reader text in front of him, the most prominent things that jump out to me on his desk are a stack of chintzy gold coasters and his stupid Diet Coke button.

I think I may refer to ICE agents as belonging to the Goober Gestapo for the time being.

It's official. Trump stinks so badly that he knocks people out.

Some lazy googling and the calculator on my phone suggests that the cost of the US House being on paid vacation while the federal workforce is not being paid is $1,249,926 so far.

What's scary is that, if a canned ham in a suit can become president, then a moron with a CrossFit obsession could too.

I wonder if Democrats are regretful that they went so very hard after WikiLeaks now that we have an administration that's hiding things like they are.

On the plus side, the GOP getting their ass handed to them last night will put a lot of pressure on them to end this stupid shutdown.

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

So wait, we're going to war with Nigeria? Is this to rescue the crypto-scammers and bring them in as refugees?

The rest Dick Cheney's body finally caught up with his cold, dead heart. Good riddance.

Maybe we should ask Trump to remodel our bathrooms, and then just impound those funds for food and shelter.

When your action movie soundtrack sounds like a beer commercial, you know it's going to be trashy fun, unless Stephen Segal is in it.

It's cool that past politicians are coming out and making speeches about how Trump is a bad man, but we already know that. We also know that Trump won't respond to any of that.

It would have been better if past Presidents had done something about dismantling the Unitary Executive Theory.

I fell asleep three times trying to watch Solaris. Maybe the Soderberg strategy could work, though reading Roadside Picnic did little for me in regards to Stalker.

Every once in a while, I give it another try. Same with any Tarkovsky films.

I have tried multiple times, and haven't yet made it all the way through, as much as I want to.

Ghosts of Mars is the only one I could never get through.

I had one trick or treater all night. He knocked at 9:00pm. I'm pretty sure he was about thirty. Had no costume. "Seasons Greetings" he said. I tossed him some candy, closed the door, and turned off the light.

When someone rings my doorbell tomorrow night, I'm going to assume it's ICE because they're all in costumes and wearing masks, and I won't open the door.

I don't think we need worry about Trump running in 2028. He'll be long dead by then.

To be fair, Obama still has a far higher extrajudicial body count, and with far less national outrage.

How weird that putting a multiply convicted felon and rapist in office backfired. Who could have predicted that?

When Trump overdoses on hamburders and meth, I suggest we turn the ballroom into a museum of fascism.

Are we still in a Joe Biden economy?

Trump demolishing the White House, a symbol of the legacy and history of the United States, is somehow an apt metaphor. I can't wait until he turns the national mall into a golf course.