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Action, Adventure, Humongous Ape! I review locusts at: https://www.locustreview.com/

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Escape from Normal Island β€” Locust Review The Housing Act 1980 was the big bang, the origin story for Normal Island. After World War Two Britain was desperately short of housing stock. State action, by both Tory as well as Labour governments,...

Some Guy's got a load of opinions you should check out.

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22.10.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.

11.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can picture it now.

08.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.

08.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.

08.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"

06.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is Greta Thunberg?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?

05.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.

29.09.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brilliant news!

26.09.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ten years time...

HitlerBot3000: As Prime Minister it is encumbant to protect Right Thinking Citizens from transgender flying reptile asylum seekers. That's why I'm having every man, woman and child tattooed with a QR code on their taint. One swipe and you access any public toilet.

26.09.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says:

"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."

26.09.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:

"It already looks like hell on earth."

26.09.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.

24.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.

24.09.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"But at what cost?"

17.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.

16.09.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.

15.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.

15.09.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Milk those cocks, Don.

12.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.

12.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"But I thought you said the state was powerless to do anything..."

"To do anything *for* you, not *to* you."

12.09.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.

12.09.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.

12.09.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?

10.09.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do not make art in Britain.

08.09.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When has Genuine Question ever been followed by a genuine question?

05.09.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Palestinians call for boycotting Radiohead concerts Guitarist Jonny Greenwood has crossed our picket line twice during Israel's genocide in Gaza

All you have to do is *not* entertain a genocidal army, especially while they're doing a genocide. This isn't a high bar to get over.
#boycottradiohead

www.bdsmovement.net/boycott-radi...

05.09.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"They're dabbing on us."

Matt Christman.

04.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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British Journalists:

Take the Be Normal Challenge.

03.09.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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