coy

i wish bdd was real cuz that could mean there’s the possibility that im not actually this ugly

if you need me i’ll be in the mysterious foggy woods

what if we kissed in the gender neutral piss corner at the diy venue

bulge in a dress is actually so chic

im known as mc warm scrambled egg on the streets

bitches love sosa
‘rari’s and robux

my mother had a law degree and a paid off house and two children at my age
i have a large size shark from a swedish furniture company

moving from a queen to a king size bed so that me and my wife can fit more stuffed animals on it

death before suburbia

i want to hang out on a big lily pad

there is a direct correlation of how low a woman puts blush on her cheeks and how racist she is

i need to be scrambled like egg

i think we should bring back setting people up
not in the like toxic arranged marriage power dynamic way but just like… do u have two friends that u think would vibe? get them together!

putting a speedlight on the nintendo 3ds

i think im done with social media i am going to start writing things down on a website i host only on the dark web and tell no one what the url is

why in gods name would i care about your child bro this is weird as fukkkk... go spend time with ur kid... why do u think some fkin weirdo internet guy should see this?

@xifhera.bsky.social

i remembered my bluesky login finally
is this site still dead?

labubus are nfts for white women

anyone want to come frolic naked in a meadow on summer solstice?

being corporeal can be chill sometimes

because they love trump, they love these orders, and because they hate california and democrats?
have u never met a soldier?

waow based based based based

ummmmm based

@scannerpacific on twitter: LAPD requesting waymo shutdown the app. people keep calling them and then lighting them on fire.

calling a waymo to a protest in order to set it on fire is such an incredible example of the inevitable endpoint of the current techbro-ai-slop in every facet of life alongside the rise of fascism and how it crushes protestors

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew mew mew mew mew mew meow meow meow meow moewww

(to the tune to na na na na na na na by my chemical romance)

bc ferries should rename the queen of cowichan to ferry wap
1738

vapes are too accessible - what do u mean u hit your vape 0.05 seconds after waking up in the morning without even moving your head off your pillow?
we gotta bring back cigarettes - at least u gotta get ur dumb ass out of bed and go outside to have a dart

fat clit summer

clam eaters union local 405