Can I have 11.68 so I can order a bacon egg and cheese and a medium cold foam cold brew, I can pay you back saturday

went to the khyber pass and was able to pick up a bootleg excalibur some guy made in a hut

I forgot how fuckin badass and cool it feels to work on topics you actually care about.

I'm entering another TF2 exhaustion phase and moving just a hair outside of the bubble feels great

Shout out to @therobloxmar.bsky.social for making the craziest sfm blender ports.

Just found their work and they've already transformed any future titanfall videos I want to make

If they announce titanfall 3 at the slop awards I'll stop throwing m80s at tour buses I swear

The Village (2024)

I'm thinking of expanding out of TF2, by doing a video on each of these games

Are there any yall think I'm missing that deserve the Kaluka-Brand* seal of quality

i have something to confess guys... i gave valve 4 cents for a killstreak reserve shooter... im the reason we're never getting the heavy update

I downloaded this app on my phone so expect to see a lot more e-gruel from me here

apparently plants vs zombies from 2009 recently got turned into a free to play game on mobile with microtransactions and they took features away from the game to force you to buy them back and there's a guy on reddit trying to organize an armed assault on popcap's headquarters

piss

New video is making good progress, here's some sneak peeks for being an epic bluesky follower and TOTALLY not a sapient shrimp preying on the downfall of the landwalkers

@valvesoftware.com hey jackasses make video games IIIIII WANT okay!?!?!?

It's a genuine miracle that TF didn't die with Classic

penis

For anyone who watches longer, argumentative youtube videos:

How long do you give the uploader to get the real 'meat' of the argument before you bounce? 1 minute? 5? 33 nanoseconds?

time wizard spoiled the election for me can't have shit in the forgotten kingdom of Lizeria

This is basically a secret club for Kalukaoids at this point so have some esoteric assets from the new video that have since been removed from the new video

apparently you're supposed to specify your interests for the algo so here we go:

- Team Fortress 2
- Arena shooters
- Fighting games
- Youtube
- Dragon Hunting (im 13th gen senior hunter for Kaluka&Barrow)
- Yelling at redditors
- 3D Art
- Screaming

we need a bot that replies with your latest gameplay to your TF2 weapon idea post

This place sucks how come looking up "Quake 3" doesn't bombard me with 45 ai generated sex game ads and undisguised political propaganda

Team Fortress 2.