Christopher Monks

Helped out on this, it’s a super funny and beautiful book.

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Here's @meganamram.bsky.social on some very important new developments in the protein-sphere.
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This guy gets it.

Haven’t had to be this hunky in a long time.

They always win when I do this.

Time to hunker down. Just hunker down and hunk it out, hunks. #Blizzard

A sudden wave of sadness and fear overwhelms me. What has become of this life??? Why has it turned into such A DEFEATING SLOG??? .... Oh, wait... Sorry... It's just time for another Sixers game.

I LICK-HE-BOOM-BOOM-DOWN, TIM.

"Iran poses a threat to global order by way of its damaged but abiding nuclear ambitions, its deep strategic ties to Moscow and Beijing, its persistent threats to maritime commerce and its support for international terrorism."

"And it’s a mortal threat to the life and safety of its own people, many thousands of whom it slaughtered last month. There was a time not long ago when Americans, both left and right, cared enough about human rights to believe it could, in some circumstances, justify military intervention."

Brett Stephens' latest Times op-ed, making a case for bombing Iran, could just as easily be about the US.

Sad, confused tariffs look at themselves in the mirror and think, “Not beautiful??”

How to Overcome Imposter Syndrome in Academia When You’re Six Raccoons Living in a Fjällräven Parka Imposter syndrome is real. In a competitive field like academia, everybody feels like a fraud sometimes, whether it’s a scathing peer review, a nas...

"There isn’t a professor alive who hasn’t discovered that they just taught a class with chalk dust on their back, an open fly, or a peanut butter jar stuck on their head."

mcsweeneys is on fire

News footage appears to show Trump dozing during Board of Peace meeting - The Boston Globe Over the course of the meeting, Trump appeared to be fighting sleep and at times looked to nod off.

Talk about being bored of peace. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/19/n...

Kind of wild how the potential war between the US & Iran is like the sixth story down on the front page.

Good morning from me, the world's new biggest ski mountaineering fan. #WinterOlympics

(One of my favorite pieces we’ve ever published.)

New GOP drug to ban just dropped.

#ThoseWereTheDays

Watching a 1985 bball game on YouTube between Georgetown & Syracuse because my dad died last week and we spent the ‘80s watching Big East bball. Syracuse fans just threw an orange at the backboard while Patrick Ewing was shooting a free throw. Len Berman & Bill Raftery are beside themselves.

Miracle Whip and Saltines erasure will not stand!

Unearned bravado desperately trying to mask incompetence. A perfect metaphor for this administration.

This Super Bowl has everything: punting, punting, more punting, and punting.

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Headline from Boston Globe: "Trump calls Massie a moroin during National Prayer Breakast, then repeats election lies.

Photo of Trump circled by pastors, praying for him.

President Golden Rule at it again.

Should have been “Defund the Party Police” but whatever. #AlwaysTheEditor

Take that, Party Police.

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

Wait, the good guy here, according to Illinois Republicans, is the coward with a mask pointing a gun at a protestor? Holy hell.

Front page of times homepage. One headline both sides-ing Tom Homan, and another mentioning how a 5-year-old boy, Liam, was released by ICE and is flying back home.

The New York Times is at war with itself.