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Editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Dominator of waiting rooms. Fragile fan of the Dolphins, Sixers, and Red Sox.

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I think so? To be honest, I haven’t seen 2 or 3 in years. It’s hard to compare it to the originals, but it does pay very funny homages to them. The dearth of comedy movies sort of skews everything. It’s definitely worth seeing for sure. Its heart is in the right place.

02.08.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Liked Naked Gun. Didn’t reach the highs of the original (or the TV show), but it’s easily the funniest movie I’ve seen in a decade or more.

02.08.2025 21:49 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As with all great historic architectural achievements, the King’s scribe shares visions of the tremendous plans via colored inkjet printouts.

01.08.2025 14:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Sox

31.07.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mabel “watching” Red Sox trade deadline show.

Mabel “watching” Red Sox trade deadline show.

Dustin May. Fine. Not Joe Ryan. But whatever. Feeling more like next year is THE YEAR.

31.07.2025 21:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The satire here captures a certain kind of Trump official inanity, but in the end, I just couldn’t buy into the Secretary of the Interior having no clue how either energy, the sun, or the concept of time works. Thanks for the look, but I’m going to pass.

31.07.2025 14:09 — 👍 68    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

RELEASE THE PIEROGI FILES

31.07.2025 14:02 — 👍 140    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 1

I stand with our Stepford Vice Presidents.

28.07.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh look that person you went to college with who always arrived late then proceeded to hijack the room with a comment more than a question at the very end of class has found a job.

26.07.2025 19:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Live on 93-North...

📸: @haileyjade617

26.07.2025 18:23 — 👍 290    🔁 38    💬 8    📌 4

Thrilled to have the funniest iced-coffee loving, coke-riddled comedian back on the site today.

25.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 67    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

God damnit. CSI: Boise isn’t going to be woke any more.

25.07.2025 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#SouthPark

24.07.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from South Park featuring a naked Trump in the desert.

Screenshot from South Park featuring a naked Trump in the desert.

That’s my president.

24.07.2025 23:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lots of confusion at the Pearly Gates right now. An intern is like, “But it says he goes by the name ‘Prince of Darkness,’ this can’t be right” and St. Peter is like, “I know it looks weird, but he’s good to go, let him through. He’s coming home.” #Ozzy 🤘

22.07.2025 19:12 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's radical commie rags like the Wall Street Journal that got us into this trouble in the first place.

18.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Colbert Show news is such a bummer. So many good comedy writers work at late-night shows. If this is the end of an era, I hope the networks (or, better yet, some other independent media company--if there is such a thing) can find a new way to showcase their talents.

17.07.2025 23:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Should we wait a bit more to post your upcoming @mcsweeneys.net piece or has the shark jumped already?

17.07.2025 21:58 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Everything is else is just noise. Let’s focus on the most important issue at hand: Has Trump pardoned that CEO Coldplay adulterer yet?

17.07.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

4D chess is gonna 4D chess.

17.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t know you were in Philly! I’m an eternally optimistic sports fan, but my Sixers seem to try all they can to change that.

17.07.2025 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Joel Embiid sees you In what he's calling his "most important" offseason, Joel Embiid responds to his critics.

This is Sports-Illustrated-at-its-height-level journalism. A great profile of a very complicated superstar. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

17.07.2025 12:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Pic of Epstein and Trump.

Pic of Epstein and Trump.

Maybe instead of tepid message signage, the next time Trump addresses congress, Dems should just hold up pics like this.

16.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super niche piece on the site today. Am a sucker for Philly humor (half my family is from there), so even though the audience is just the folks in Delco and its surroundings neighbors, I had to accept this one.

16.07.2025 22:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actual big factors in terms of life for Donald Trump:

- Diet Coke
- Gold-plated toilets
- When that guy agreed to “assassinate” him
- That party at Harvey Weinstein’s house in the late ‘90s when Clooney and Pitt made him feel like he was one of them
- Ketchup
- The dressing room at Miss Teen USA

16.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Lincoln and JFK are somewhere right now thinking WTF?!?

15.07.2025 15:35 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of McSweeney's homepage with "Decorative Gourds" at the top of the TRENDING list. It's the middle of July--nowhere close to gourd season. Good grief, amirite?

Screenshot of McSweeney's homepage with "Decorative Gourds" at the top of the TRENDING list. It's the middle of July--nowhere close to gourd season. Good grief, amirite?

Dear lord.

15.07.2025 13:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 2
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Anxiety Dream Bystanders JADEN, COLLEGE STUDENT: “It was second semester senior year. I was quietly chatting with classmates before our French literature exam. That’s when...

Don’t sleep on this one, folks. It’s a banger.
#DoorknobHands #DakotaJohnson #REALIDs
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/anx...

15.07.2025 00:14 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: June 2025: Atrocities 273-313 Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...

June is in the books. Great work again by @egreenberg.bsky.social and Cliff Mayotte. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jun...

14.07.2025 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta sell those mugs!

14.07.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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