Phil

I let my landlord in to check a plumbing issue. Thought it’d be quick—until I answered the door shirtless

Now I’m bent over, ass up, moaning while he fucks me rough, telling me I’ve been begging for this since I moved in

He’s not wrong 🙊

Here’s a picture of me in the shower

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.

Great idea!!!

Elvis Birthday Fight Club #EBFC - a yearly tradition!

Great body!!

Stranger Saturday… on a Wednesday. He needed some stretching but we got there. Never saw his face.

Someone is in my bed.

Today’s inspirational message:

A scene from The Golden Girls in which Rose Nylund says to Blanche Devereaux, “You’re not a terrible person. You’re just horny all the time.”

My daily words of affirmation to myself.

Good Morning,
When people ask what kinda bear I am I keep telling them I'm a Big Bear.

A book I would buy!

The bridge of the USS Enterprise. Sparks are flying, people bracing themselves. Worf is reporting fat cocks on decks 3, 9, 14, and 20.

Bsky servers every Friday.

Guess what!

I showed my chiropractor this photo and asked if I could do this. He said no but he could get my leg flexible like that!

A photo of me working on compass pose (yoga pose) after my back workout

Oh you know, just casually putting my foot behind my head after back day

Didn’t know the song was heralding a warning all this time!

Q: What separates "religion" from "mythology"?

A: The number of active members of its official book club! *badumtiss* 😂😂😂

Daddy needs a drink.

Two bears cuddling in bed.

Love me some cuddles!

Corporate daddy in his gray suit and tie. Fully shaved head and face. The Buisness was swinging.

Corporate daddy was back on Monday and the business was swinging.

Cheeky bitch.