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This is the archive of my Twitter account (twitter.com/chgeuer). My BlueSky Account is bsky.app/profile/chri...

Mensch vom Bauamt ('Habeck hat ...') behauptet, die ganzen Wärmepumpen "würden die Rohbauten nicht trocknen kriegen und alles verzögere sich". Ungeachtet des pauschalen Bashings, ist das nur ne Anekdote? @niesnerkg

Postgrex on Azure - Connecting to Azure PostgreSQL from Elixir | cookbook.geuer-pollmann.de

Blog article: Connect to @Azure PostgreSQL @AzureDBPostgres from Elixir, using Postgrex and @livebookdev, using @azuread authentication

https://cookbook.geuer-pollmann.de/azure/postgrex-on-azure

#myelixirstatus #webeamtogether

postgrex_azure.md GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

Want to connect to an Azure PostgreSQL DB from Elixir?

https://gist.github.com/chgeuer/b8d87f442846f9fe6aa1bde98b36fb7d

#myelixirstatus #webeamtogether /cc @KrisVii

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”

Charles Bukowski

Found this buddy in our garden, had a heavy trichomonade infection in the beak. When you spot birbs that don't run away, they need your help...

Have you seen? @FrancescoC

Whut? #webeamtogether

Fetch hi-res profile pictures from Microsoft Graph using @livebookdev ? Assuming the az cli is installed, there you go... https://gist.github.com/chgeuer/d7079a86dd36d2e78b99db906bb14b17 #webeamtogether #MyElixirStatus

Die Dummheit hat wirklich aufgehört, sich zu schämen...

Luftfilter, Maßnahmen gegen Infektionen, Schutz der Mitarbeiter? Fehlanzeige...

Jo, die telefonische Krankschreibung, *die* muss Schuld sein. https://twitter.com/DieBDA/status/1848687733633401064

Ist das eigentlich normal in @Duesseldorf, dass privater Gehweg und das private Grundstück ohne Ankündigung an den Eigentümer ins Chaos gestürzt wird? Wenn die Hecke zurück geschnitten werden soll, habt Ihr doch auch die Adresse. WTF... Let's talk Montag früh 😵‍💫

Directly next to one of the most beautiful beaches of the Netherlands (Baanjard strand) 😍 https://twitter.com/devonzuegel/status/1846941202764935455

Want to toggle your Windows VPN from @livebookdev ? Sometimes your code requires a VPN, so there you go: https://github.com/chgeuer/ex_win_vpn #MyElixirStatus #webeamtogether https://t.co/KhKy8htRLS

A 'quick and dirty' @livebookdev to track my DHL parcel https://github.com/chgeuer/ex_dhl_tracker/

Everybody replying all saying not to reply all, exactly how that shit goes ...

It's that thing again 🙄

Love how even functionality on the Windows side can be reached from @livebookdev running in WSL with a little module... Feels super-smooth #myelixirstatus #webeamtogether

Fetch a hi-res user profile picture from Microsoft Graph API? Using your "Azure CLI" credential? #myelixirstatus

He understood that LFSRs and stuff are complicated, and nuclear decay and Lava lamps are much cooler. Guess we'll see red glow from his room soon.

When the 16yo just learns Java since a week and asks how to create a random number generator, is it a total dick move to pull these from the book shelves?

People coughing all around. It just gets better at @KLM... 3260ppm #MaskUp fuckers

Oh yeah, boarding is fun... #CovidIsAirborne #MaskUp

Im @WDR #WDR4 wird über Attentate geredet, um im Anschluss "I don't like Mondays" zu spielen 😵‍💫. größter Erfolg der Boomtown Rats über einen Amoklauf 1979 in Cleveland, als die 16-jährige Brenda Ann Spencer Montags mit einer halbautomatischen Gewehr aus ihrem Fenster schoss.

Played a bit with AES GCM in Elixir ... #cryptography #myelixirstatus

Hey France, this is not cool:

"Provision of cryptology services to ensure confidentiality functions without a declaration of conformity,
Provision of a cryptological means not exclusively ensuring authentication or integrity control functions without prior declaration" https://t.co/b4aXNL5oLL

And :kino_vega_lite and :explorer really rock the house #myelixirstatus

Represent the cyclical nature of dates using sinus and cosinus values for day within year, month, week, etc.

Doing a cyclical embedding for dates in Elixir #myelixirstatus

Listen more https://twitter.com/AccidentalCISO/status/1824970266256056745

What's the currently recommended PPE mask 😷, convenient to wear, for a transatlantic flight? #MaskUp #CovidIsntOver #CovidIsIAirborne