Erin

@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov, time to speak up and get to work! Or are you afraid of offending the lobbyists you whore yourselves out for?

Hmmm. Wonder why Schumer and Jeffries aren’t doing anything?

Greg, you’re just a whore for AIPAC.

Cards Against Humanity showing some humanity.

Next season on The Pitt! Dr. Robby explains the health benefits of raw milk, glyphosate, and looksmaxxing.

If you grew up Gen X and said, "That's not fair," your parents would reply, "Life isn't fair." And just like that... your TED Talk was over.

#GenX

Johnson looks like the edibles just hit.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

When he goes, I want it to be on camera.

YouTube video by Rihanna - Topic Bitch Better Have My Money

Along with the perfect campaign song to accompany the message.
youtu.be/ukW82Ico4U0?...

Hi Doug, I am reaching out on behalf of Flavor Flav. First, massive congratulations on the gold!! We saw the story about the men's invite to the White House, and the not quite invite for the women's team. Flav recently posted on social media an idea and invite for the women's hockey team to Las Vegas for a real celebration. He always stands behind everything he says and does. If there is an interest for the team to come to Las Vegas and celebrate with Flav - we will figure it out on our end and make it a lovely experience. I wanted you to know that the offer is real and have my contact information. Flav is pretty flexible on timing except March 14-16.

@flavorflav.bsky.social has offered these ladies an alternative.

My son and I started reading the books about a year ago and we’re almost done with #5. I love that we share this time together. Enjoy making these memories with your girls!

Love that Holy shade!

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun Source: lesbuchanan #olympics

Picture of women in the 1970s at a Tupperware party: Remember back before OnlyFans, when your mom just sold Tupperware? -the 80s garage

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people and says there are dozens of us Alt: Tobias in Arrested Development stands in front of a crowd of people and says there are dozens of us. Dozens!

So Bobby Brainworms is a Never Nude. That tracks.

You are allowed to be proud of weird little wins. Like drinking water before coffee. Like not texting someone who made your soul feel small. Like folding the laundry even though it sat there for three business days. Your life doesn't need to be impressive to be worth celebrating. Let the small things count too.

Tweet: most cutting thing you can say is, “who’s this clown?” because it implies they’re a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

This tweet will forever live rent free in my head, and I’m saving up this insult for the right person.

The image is a collage of several "Socialist Valentine's Day" greeting cards featuring historical communist and socialist figures with pun-filled messages.

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💕💘

If anyone had me in mind for Valentine’s Day, my favorite flower is weed.

I’m convinced this is a woman. Those eyebrows give it away.

This out-of-touch, mealy mouthed excuse for an elected official is 73. We need term and age limits. Maine, please do better.

This meme is hackneyed. Time to pack it up and move on to the next viral sensation.

Kelsey Grammer wanted to perform “Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs,” but it was considered too woke.

That’s the saddest bunch of bridesmaids I’ve ever seen.

The Secret Societies at Ivy League universities and their elite alumni should be investigated. God knows what they do, see, and learn. Most have been around since the 1800s - you know they’re racist and misogynistic as hell.

Sometimes a few words you've already heard a hundred times make you cry for the very first time, and I don't presume to know what greatness is but that's gotta be pretty close

What a clever ad! And one helluva grassroots campaign.

Kat Abughazaleh - running for Illinois 9th Congressional District
Primary - March 17, 2026

Time for the dogs and cats to get their revenge.