😘😘😘

I’m SO thrown off with all of this winter storm shit tbh

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ass + back dimples
repost for wagon wednesday

so annoyed 😒

awwww thank you

Zuck’s mad he can’t get in these pants

I know 😭

(It’s okay, I do too)

Hi! Welcome!

😘😘😘

Yes. 😭

I didn’t even do anything

RIGHT

threads zucked me, if you don’t already follow my alt you can find me at @elastigirlafterdark

AWOOOOOOOOOOGA

oh my god your body is PERFECT

#femalegazefriday but add a little spice

we’ll see 🤞

a lil bonus content?

#fishnets #feet #ass #pink

hallelujah

GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN

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it is 😇

thank you bb 🥰

whatever cocktail of chemicals my brain has produced due to a truly ecstatic amount of orgasms - if I could bottle this feeling I would never work a day in my life ever again. no wars would be fought. no one would even raise their voices.

granted, no one would be able to move their legs, but 🤷‍♀️

😘😘😘😘

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a snl map ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a snl map

understandable tbh

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I prefer when men have absolutely zero chill actually