🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social hamiltonburger

True. And I misspoke, because I had just woken up and could barely think. Netflix isn't the bad guy here.
I shudder to think what's going to happen to CNN.

27.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤣 Nice.

26.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Counterpoint: Fuck You, Girlname.

26.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Victory is mine!

26.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, SORCERERER!!!

26.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What manner of wizardry be this???

26.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On the other hand, you won twice. Pick two, lucky winner!

25.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah cool another massive company no one has ever heard of that for some reason had, but failed to protect, millions of people’s most sensitive information and will suffer zero consequences as a result

25.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 984 🔁 241 💬 34 📌 5

Meanwhile, the Republicans were probably all wearing their stupid AR-15 pins or golden Trump silhouette pins.

25.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They probably spent Millions coming up with that name though.

25.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe you just shouldn't invite them!

25.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Replies not allowed = block.

24.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm cautiously optimistic, but remaining on guard for plan B.

24.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is genius

23.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I suspect that he is another Maga Trojan Horse

23.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's been fucking me since birth.

21.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you wrote a story and named a character Wesley Dingus, everybody would call you a hack. Who the hell named him? George Lucas?

21.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Neverly Brothers.

20.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Would love it if Jack Smith was part of the investigation in Europe

19.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 13 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

Stop me if you've heard this one before...

20.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The problem with us Americans is our upper lips. They're not even a little bit stiff. And that's a shame.

19.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah! The nautical life!

19.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hi! Yeah. I've been not posting a lot here. How you doin'?

19.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The guy at the other end of the room is listening to right wing talk radio and whistling tunelessly through his teeth, and I am feeling more and more stabby by the minute.

18.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

18.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 211 🔁 44 💬 5 📌 1

You make that month old milk your bitch, buddy!

18.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Facts

17.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What was that last thing he was "totally exonerated" of?

17.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I went to the local Market Basket to pick up something for lunch, and saw a youngish woman (under 30) walk in with three small children and a huge looking Glock strapped to her hip.
Even here in NH, you don't see that much.
My god, did I ever want to ask her "What the hell is wrong with you?"

16.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're unfortunately in a place where nothing is punished.

11.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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