Kathleen

🤣🤣 i just diiiid!!!!

Ohhh… I’m back bitches!

Sorta.. 🤣🤣

Si

I haaaaate them 😭😭😭

Oddly, I’ve determined peope are dumb.

Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.

I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.

Christmas morning as a parent is 5 minutes of kids opening gifts and 5 hours of trying to free toys from packaging designed by NASA.

You too!

Merry Chrietmas Sky Loves 🎄🎅🏼

It's all fun and games until she knows all your buttons.

Can I still rock out if I'm head to toe in corduroy

My spirit animal? It's somewhere over the rainbow.

*Yes, the unicorn

My wife hates it when I call it "the little boys room" but also doesn't like it when I call it the "large man's room"???????

Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"

Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."

The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker’s snoring.

This week on a Very Special Cracker Barrel Gift Shop Christmas…

Loss can’t be fixed, only carried

*knocks on your skyline…

“Is your Mom home?”

Bloke in his mid 40s casually walking round Durham in his dressing gown and slippers

Made cheesy loaded fries and mac and cheese. It’s a very cheesy day

Good! I hope it’s a good one! 💜💜

How are youuuu today?!

🥰💜 hi you!

🤣🤣 butt!

Hiiii

Why the hell aren’t 100 million people following me already? I’m insane and hilarious!

doing whatever you want in your little corner of the internet is essential for the rest of us to learn what not to do

Exactly!!!