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Like buddy why would I care if my hormones freak you out. You are basically a fifteenth century peasant to me, stunned by cheap tricks and barely literate. I’m surprised that when you turn on the lights in your home you don’t clap in awe that they’re flameless

The fact that like 75% of NYT readers chose the obvious mushy bullshit over URSULA LE GUIN officially means a NYT subscriber can never tell me shit again

Ryan asked me to preread this and I was absolutely blown away. This is an incredibly artistic work of street photography that feels like a love letter to Mexico. Carrera again cornering the automotive photography book market

Burt is the only cat on earth who doesn’t know cis people exist because he so rarely meets them lol

A small orange cat lying atop me giving me a very puzzled look

Burt what… what is that look

I am keeping you in my thoughts today. 💜💜💜

Hey I strongly doubt whatever anyone can do in front of the Capitol during this race will be more destructive to the continued American project than Jan 6th lmao

No I can’t write on acid, it’s gotta be with like two thirds of a twelve pack of natty sloshing around inside me like God intended

This is like the setup for that one hitman level

combination WTYPOD/Tran Girlismo live show from the infield, discussing the center of the venn diagram of the two shows - the disaster that will be this race

This is the gonzo journalism experience of a lifetime right here. I could have such a bad time in such a hilarious way

I fully intend to go to this race however possible, assuming that air travel still exists by then. This is my highest calling right now

The track map for the Freedom250 Grand Prix

I haven’t stopped thinking about this all day. I’m so happy the collapse of empire finally did something truly funny

You two are so damn cute together!!

I drove mine until I was legitimately 9 years old I think? I cried when I had to retire it lmfao

having loved my power wheels for a long time despite being a big kid, the plastic tires wear out and the axles bend a little, but it certainly will not explode lol

perfect, this absolutely instills me with a sense of boiling rage that makes me want to stop building more of these death camps, so it’s working

We can record there too, and make that the bonus episode

My sole complaint with the track layout is that I really hoped they were going to drive the cars directly through the wreckage of the East Wing like they were setting up for a Burnout Signature Takedown

imho - you should mention that he did indeed die of a tooth infection right before the jump to the ancient Egyptian anecdote, and you should ask who is protected when the government decides to kill its meekest for seeking safety

oh man it would be so funny if my first time in Washington DC was for the Indycar Freedom250 Grand Prix lmfao. that feels like the right amount of respect I have for this country’s institutions at this point tbh

my wife is trying to build a patio planter for potatoes to help supplement our calories with free carbs and I was like oh yeah that’s actually a good idea babe! Let me just go scream now,

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everything’s bad, of course, but seeing an old friend of mine get her flowers physically and metaphorically at a big lesbian t4t wedding actually did do a really good job clarifying what world I want to live in and what I wake up every day for. hbu

yeah and this is why I have to hold onto hope we will to get out of bed lol

Or at the very least, “fixing society” in a sense that not everything is meant to make you feel like the target of a con! We just gotta stop letting six businesses pump and dump our society, that’s it!

living an honest life with actual principles in America at this point feels like being a mark, and it’s understandable to want to fight it somehow! And I think trying to squash that impulse is impossible but fixing society is really doable.

I think a core belief I have, one that gets me out of bed, is that nihilism is not inherent to people. it is instilled, and in this society it is cultivated through the daily plethora of a thousand indignities, big and small, direct and indirect, that living under a late capitalist system causes

as someone who has a really strict pro-social code for herself: it’s hard to convince people to obey the social contract in the name of fairness and honesty when literally every interaction every American has with ANY system is designed with the intent of screwing them over for money

The drivers aren’t even going to get going fast enough to make a breeze lmao