Steve Elde

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.

#NotAllHeroesWearCapes

The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.

On this day 420 years ago, Guy Fawkes was sitting in a pub, thinking: "And the best part is, nobody suspects a thing!"

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

Imagine waking up in bed with a skeleton. That would be scary. But not as scary as waking up in bed without a skeleton.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.

Updating my LEGO White House

AI “art” is boring because it can do anything, but means nothing. It’s as tedious as other people’s dreams or drug experiences. There’s no art without human connection and shared feeling.

Math

It's come to this

“Acquitting the guilty and condemning the innocent— the Lord detests them both.” Proverbs‬ ‭17‬:‭15‬ ‭

The antifa terrorist marxists are out

Administration officials are calling peaceful protesters "antifa" and "paid." This is a classic authoritarian tactic: delegitimize dissent. The truth: we are millions of everyday Americans—your neighbors—standing up for democracy. Don't fall for the lies. #NoKings

Which David will face Goliath?

It should be a litmus test for Democratic presidential primary candidates whether they will restore the White House and DC public properties to exactly the way they were before the Palm Beach lounge lizard decided to turn it into Mar-a-Lago meets 1936 Nuremberg.

Once they understand that it is an unelected bureaucrat carrying out a coup, who knows.

This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.

Separated at birth.

I'll take the Three Dollar Bill.

Watching Bondi and Republican senators in today's hearing is like watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Yes.

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

"Facial hair is incompatible with the warrior ethos." (Pete Hegseth)

This is fascism.

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

Protest is never in good taste. Protest is never appropriate. "Now is not the right time," to do anything the authorities don't like, and they'll always try to find a reason why protests shouldn't happen, but they should happen, always.

July 24, 2024