Dialis

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[ * I'M BOUTTA MAKE YOUR CRACKPOST-THEORIES LOOK LIKE NOTHIN' !!! ]

RP Account for Battat/"Mike" from Deltarune

* Looks like a whore, walks like a whore, talks like a whore. Then it's my sister.

* Honestly. Slut, whore. What's the difference.

* It's not even a bad thing. I don't think. Pretty sure it's a compliment.

* Hey so... You wanna like, watch TV instead? Maybe cuddle or something? J dunno. You seem out of it

* My sister is a whore

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HHEY EVER Y !!

RP account from the same person who runs @water-cooler.bsky.social

#deltarune #mvrp

* The last thing to not is Effect Monsters. Some monsters have effects like spells or traps do.

* It will say on the card what they do, so it's not too complicated

* Awesome! Then next, when you use a card and can't keep it on the field, or a monster is defeated it goes to the graveyard.

* It can't be retrieved from the graveyard unless something specifically says it can

* Usually spells let you pull from the Graveyard.

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Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.

* Everyone always underestimates me. But I'm very smart you know?

* Jewel... Trust me okay? That's all I need from you. I'm glad you do, but just keep the faith

[She hugs Jewel tight]

* We need to always be there to look out for each other

* There will be multiple traps so for each that doesn't work the next might.

* Then the blackmail stage. I'll just destroy her reputation by releasing the recording.

* Turn everyone against her and get enforcement involved.

* I don't need to. In the event things don't work out as I plan I have back up plans for each step.

* I'll trap the meeting area. In the event she just decides to attack me, I'll lead her into my traps.

* She will be irrationally angry, so she won't think straight and walk right into it

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* However first I'll blackmail her with it into getting her to let Battat go.

* If she doesn't listen the video goes up.

* Essentially it's entrapment.

* No, I'm going to set up a ransom to make it look like it was completely against her will.

* Then I'll meet directly with Ms. Tenna for the exchange, but I'll record it all, get her to confess to what she did and is doing

* Then hack into that old ass programming and airing that video.

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* Well... I kind of just did it when she came to my house and I found out about it. You know?

* I came up with a plan after... I kind of just, I'm an improver! I improvise on the spot! It's fine!

* I DO have a plan okay? And it's a pretty simple and easy plan all things considered

* Is that starting to make sense? Or should I simplify it more?

* Destroying monsters in the defense position won't affect your opponents life points at all

* When they have no monsters you attack directly and do all the damage directly.

* So, your monster has 2000 attack and you attack directly then your opponent takes 2000 damage to their life points.

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* If you kill it, the difference in attack is how much damage you do to your opponent

* For example, if your monster has two thousand attack and theirs has 1500, you'll do 500 damage to their life points

* However if it's defense, you need higher attack than their defense

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* You have 8000 life points. So does your opponent, you drain it by attacking with monsters

* You can't attack directly if they have monsters in the field, and attack the monsters instead.

* If they are face up and you attack, you need a higher attack than they do to kill it

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* Then there are monsters. They can be summoned in defense or attack position

* In attack they're face up, laid down normally. In defense you set the card upside down and sideways.

* Monsters tell you how much attack and defense they have

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* All cards have a description that says what they do, but for reals you have to wait for it to be activated by the opponent, for the most part

* Like Mirror Force, which activates off the field when an opponents monster attacks you, you activate it to destroy all monsters they have in the field

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* Okay... So. There are three major card types. Spells, traps and monsters

* Spells have a description that tell you what they do. Such as Monster Reborn that allows you to bring a monster back from the graveyard

* A trap you can't activate instantly like a spell unless it says so

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* Jewel, these are the kinds of games I live for. I obviously can't let her just walk back to abuse

* If you see someone who's being abused or hurt you NEED to do something.

* I don't care if I'm in danger. It's the right thing to do. And I can handle it. Have some faith in me

* Well the way she was talking, she was in an abusive relationship and only didn't want to stay because she said Mrs Tenna would hurt me and punish her.

* I couldn't just... Let her go

* Nothing can help me. I managed to talk to a cute girl and then I kidnapped her.

* Of course SHE gets a girlfriend and I'm going to die alone

Beta Queen, with a smug expression.

As You Will See,
Of Various People,
I Am: The Best

💚 #DELTARUNERP #DRRP 💜

I'm Everybody's Ex Wife

* temp pin

(pane why do you not have any self control)

* I've decided to start a business out of kidnapping sad people and giving them Mountain Dew and Pizza while I teach them how to play Yu-Gi-Oh

* Who's interested?

[She slides Battat six of the mountain dews one by one into a perfect pyramid shape from sliding them across the table]

* The pizza will be delivered in like... Fourty minutes. For now I can start by teaching you.

* These decks are pretty basic, I'll avoid fusions, links and such for now. Okay?