Tim Eveleigh

@priceoffootball.bsky.social

Where can I sign up to proudly become a member of the 'old men shouting at clouds' club?

I forsee badges 😀

My second album - Life Is Not A Competition - will be released on 24th November.

John-Luke Roberts: Work In Progress | The Bill Murray Comedy John-Luke Roberts: Work In Progress on 3rd November, 2025 at 6:30pm at The Bill Murray. Hosted by Angel Comedy Club London.

I'm doing a work in progress on monday, and I've sort of forgotten to tell anyone. So, come along please. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

The already wealthy discuss ways to become more wealthy. Meanwhile poor people suffer the consequences.

@bbc5live.bsky.social

A team wins a game of football 3-0. There is then no discussion about that team.

The first half an hour of chat after the match is about the team that lost.

Don't act surprised if people stop taking your radio station seriously.

Ditch the light shows and use the savings to decrease the prices.

@iamalexhowell.bsky.social

".. a number of supporters from traditional 'big six' clubs regularly posting on social media about how the lack of atmosphere at home matches can be disappointing."

Extortionate ticket prices mean people attending expect to be entertained. No-one else can afford to go.

@norcrosscricket.bsky.social

I didn't believe in miracles but since you came along...

Never vote Tory

Even with the higher percentage Berkeley are building 65% unaffordable housing.

Who is buying unaffordable housing?

@jackbern.bsky.social

Best heist movie - The Wrong Trousers, surely?

@jackbern.bsky.social
Great to see Ania POOtling around on the Toilet Scooter.

YouTube video by YouTube Movies Superbob

If you haven't seen SuperBob then I strongly recommend watching Superbob.

A romantic comedy disguised as a Superhero film with lots to say about both and very very funny.

youtu.be/S-kwbyAgtsg

How did it go?

Loads of free-to-air sport on telly in the UK this evening. It's great.

Domestic rugby. International football.

I'm enjoying it all.

No, no damage - it was all OK. Thank you for asking though.

I'd say do one thing at a time (I fell over trying to get off a chair and step down from the stage at the same time!)

"NO MORE HONESTY"

(I never realised they had any in the first place)

Beans

A Record, by Tim Eveleigh 9 track album

Hopefully you'll like this - timeveleigh.bandcamp.com

His priority, as it always has been, is himself

I think it's very important to come from a position that these wealthy people are not competent - e.g. Nationwide send me an annual savings statement. I don't have a savings account with them.

Banks are not competent.
Microsoft is not competent.
Bezos is not clever.
Spotify is run by grifters.

Put a book through menopause:

The Hotflashers Guide to the Galaxy

Updating my LEGO White House

Eh? There are loads of Tardises. They can use the one that looks like a Police Box to go to Gallifrey and get some if they need any more.

I can't believe we're nearly down to our last working Prince.

Someone activate Prince George, he needs to take up the slack.

Quick reminder that if hating yourself actually changed who you are in the ways you want, it would’ve worked by now

@jackbern.bsky.social

What's wrong with 8 and 9?

Equally as curvy as 2, 3 and 6. (and maybe 5?)

@thebugle.bsky.social