anyway, i got word tonight just before all this that ICE is doing raids in Huron, SD, where there's a significant population of Karen refugees from what used to be Burma. They have a very large tightknight community there, and many of them work at the turkey processing plant there. I hate this.

When It Happens It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...

"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
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Look if you don't want a ruling class made of pedophiles the easiest way to do it is to make sure you don't have a ruling class! It's just that simple!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I’ve often heard “cotton kills” from hunters.

What’s the old joke? “What do you get when 9 people share a meal with a Nazi? 10 Nazis.”

Republicans, maybe?

Not beating the McMansion allegations.

🧵Thread of cafes, restaurants, bars, bagel joints, etc offering free meals to SNAP recipients, for those who might need it, & so those who don't can give 'em their business.

If you know of such offers in your area & don't see them here, please tell us in @'s.

Here's one! toastedseattle.com

Final boss McMansion.

That aren’t Cecil’s?

It’s a giant McMansion with somehow even more useless space.

Final boss McMansion.

I was about to be all “didn’t he go to Harvard Law or some shit? He should know that qualified immunity doesn’t apply in criminal cases “ but nope, not even a lawyer, lol

Qualified immunity doesn’t apply to criminal cases, mostly just 1983 claims.

Oh dang. Delicious blasphemy.

If you are willing to travel East, I got recommendations. If you want fancy croissants, Marc Heu Patisserie on Dale is just flawless. For classic donuts, it doesn’t get much better than the Donut Hut in Little Canada.

The current iteration of the Republican Party consists of two competing factions:

Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally).

In this essay I will

Cover the fan intake with a filter and it’s basically a hazmat suit!

Knuckle tattoo that says “cringe.”

Managed to make the White House look like the Backrooms.

Hell yeah American schism.

I’m always tickled that “John Brown’s Body” and “Solidarity Forever” share a melody.

Sweet 40k terrain tho. Very Imperium of Man.

“It’s for work” only takes you so far.

Important lunch information.

Jesus take the reins?

Oops I did a nominative determinism to my child and they started building Göbekli Tepe in the back yard.

Me: “No, no, kiddo, cultivating higher-yield cereal varieties often leads to hierarchical social structures.”

Fra: [blows spit bubbles]

My 9-month-old is named “Flood-Retreat Agriculturalist.”

Is it too much to ask for this site to wait for the very funny thing to happen before it implodes. Like, we need a place to be for that