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Esmeralda von Lesbian

@esmevonsly.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Chaotic good, now more chaotic than good she/her

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i know im old af bc i be sitting around waiting to watch Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver like it’s the mf Sopranos

23.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love is love

09.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t really care who wins but this winning by punting or whatever is very boring

09.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

STRANGER THINGS IS ON!

27.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THREE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!

27.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma go hang out with socialists tomorrow, Wadsworth’s wife would understand.

09.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I’m obsessed with James Garfield and Chester Arthur

08.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

aside from failed candidates and the Trump administration, whose prospective misery tonight is bringing you the most joy? I think mine is Cardinal Dolan

05.11.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

(minneapolis voice) LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR NEW YORK

05.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ITS A BLUE TSUMAMDANI

05.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

MAMDANI!!!!! God I wish I was a New Yorker

05.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

7. It’s 7 times.

02.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I am the only person in the world who has watched A House of Dynamite as many times as I’ve watched it

01.11.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).

28.10.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS

24.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

03.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 29161    πŸ” 8574    πŸ’¬ 507    πŸ“Œ 650

And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.

16.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.

16.08.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others

27.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had children with the WRONG MAN 🀬

19.07.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent

19.07.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩

17.07.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The longer I’m gay the more gay I am πŸ™ƒ

13.07.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all Superman was so good!

12.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit

06.07.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything

06.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now

06.07.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.

10.06.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.

That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.

08.06.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 27217    πŸ” 7843    πŸ’¬ 2846    πŸ“Œ 1414

People sleep on this movie!

08.06.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0