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I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS

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And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.

Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.

I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others

I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬

Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent

Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩

The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃

Y’all Superman was so good!

Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit

I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything

I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now

I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.

The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.

That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.

People sleep on this movie!

Heartbreakers

Amazing. Respect the lede.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Oh my god I know! The first real twitter sadness I’ve had in a long time

I love it so much

I got no popcorn left at this point.

Wait what did I miss between Elon and Trump?

Exactly

THANK YOU

Ok literally nobody believes that I’m gay and that’s rude. 🤬

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈