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Strands #601
β€œQuite a transformation!”
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I used the hint and now I feel worthless and stupid

26.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone

26.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

a missing day

19.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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,y life is like a video game

19.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#throwbaucghtrhurdays

19.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

goodtimes #bababooey @nigelcrimson.bsky.social

19.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys, look at what just came in the mail today πŸ₯°I'll bake myself some cookies for tonight! Come to 1PP New York to get some for yourself

19.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ‘

13.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never, you're crazy

13.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt

12.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda crazy that they made the Nether-Space black and white, a subtle nod to the fact that it is happening in the present. Bravo Vince!

11.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monkey with onion

10.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

This could make a grown man love himself

11.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Mr. Trump

11.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Ghislaine

11.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well speak up fuckers, this wasn't a statement

11.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two people will die in the next chapter of your life

11.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love looking back at my old notes and realizing that I accurately predicted my downfall like a couple of months before it actually happened

10.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Updates: Trump Sees β€˜No Reason’ to Meet Xi and Threatens New Tariffs on China

Live Updates: Trump Sees β€˜No Reason’ to Meet Xi and Threatens New Tariffs on China www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

10.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

I wonder how Chairman Xi nukes the American economy this time. He's already nuked soybean farmers: what other goods?

10.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Was Jeffrey gay?

10.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who takes a cognitive test? People whose family members suspect their loved one is suffering from dementia. If he kept getting β€œperfect” scores…they wouldn’t keep administering them. My take? He blew the first one he ever took. Now, they’re tracking the decline. I’d bet my hot coffee on it.

10.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12251    πŸ” 2508    πŸ’¬ 580    πŸ“Œ 118

I once saw a CRACKA and he said Polly has been searching him for years and hasn't seen him ever.

On another note, have you ever been on an aeroplane?

10.10.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard what's happening in Djibouti?

10.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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compilation of posts that my friends thought of and told me to tweet

30.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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😱Scary!! Among other things....

10.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you writing in Dutch?

Also it's a beet you stupid person

10.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You're telling me 13.3 million people willingly tortured themselves by talking to a dry texter AI? Lost causes.

22.07.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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felt like Anthony Bourdain

26.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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