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I truly cannot think of a more perfect showcase of how the Democratic Party as a whole has addressed trans issues. Lashing out and disregarding an actual real politically engaged constituent in order to court some fictional voter who likes all of the bigotry of Republicans but will instead vote Dem

Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff

Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff
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The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org

a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

hi! are you cis? did you see this?

the senate wants to move the president’s anti-trans sports ban closer to being a law monday.

democratic senators need to know fucking NYT opinion writers don’t speak for you & you think trans people’s civil rights *matter.*

tap the quoted thread. please call.

No man, like I knew we were all going to jump to a different platform when they banned TikTok.. I just didn't expect it to be chinese

A crt setup above a computer with a YPG and Anarchist flag. Comment reads: “Currently setting up a new office workstation/gaming desk and first thing I did was make sure there is a PS1 and CRT incorporated into it. PS1 is plugged in via SCART and looks crispy as hell”

Love this person dropping this in the CRT lover’s Facebook group like chum for commenters.

ah yes, the old “let me win or I’ll shoot my own dick off” strategy.

Black and white picture of a tattoo. It's a panel from Tatsuki Fujimoto's Firepunch. The image is Agni, the protagonist, and a text bubble that reads "Live".

Guess I'm going to spam this here too.
For my birthday I got a tattoo. Couldn't be happier with how it turned out ✨
Fujimoto te llevo en la piel (?
If you haven't already, go read #Firepunch

Big accounts don’t care because they are too busy eating pussy

a piece of bluesky lore i hold close to my heart: apparently this was the first skeet to reach 1,000 likes, at which point i found out that the devs had actively decided not to add the “,” for numbers >999 until they saw a post hit it lmfao. legends

Multiple sources are now reporting LLMs aren't scaling as hoped—larger datasets and more compute aren't improving AI systems as fast.

The companies, naturally, are pressing on, calling for billions more in investment. One way to read this: The hope is to make AI too big to fail.

Nationalize Bluesky

See this is that good early Twitter energy.

r/conservative in 2034: does anybody else's sex bots keep killing themselves?

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

How long until they announce Don Jr. as the head of the DEA

A photo of comedic actor and singer-songwriter Matt Berry, a cuddly dude with a beard and long, dark hair, looking contemplative

Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:

Mari standing behind Fuyutsuki

Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.