tess mcgeer

Once again posting that I am in need of work! If you or somebody you know needs a writer/marketer/project manager/assistant/etc, I would love to send you my resume and portfolio! My most recent role focused heavily on B2B product marketing, but I have DTC and a ton of other experience too! DM me!

The cited quote and information written in red and black against a light blue background. to the left is the book cover for Judy Blume's Summer Sisters three times.

“Blume’s clean, straight-forward prose—never indulgent, always sincere—still works like an emotional Swiss Army knife...”

From Books That Made Me Gay: “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume, a new Rumpus original column by Tess McGeer.

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the twin enemies of our time are fascism and the american public's complete abandonment of historical memory and context in favor of the self-centered assumption that nobody has ever experienced fascism before

a coworker thought, incredibly, that the wily mr. walton goggins was named WALTER goggins—a ludicrous mistake which strips him of so much of the poetry and sexual verve of his very person—and now four others claim they too believed this and i feel so afraid. adrift. these are not my people.

a love story in the city of dreams Last Wednesday, we evacuated our apartment for fear—distant, improbable, but possible, real—that a fire freshly burning in the Hollywood Hills, a minor colleague of those which spent the week devourin...

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A grotesque headless cow that says "eat my fear"

NEW YORK (AP) - It seems David Lynch is too gruesome even for New York. The cow sculpture created by the director for a public art show is being returned to California without going on display, The New York Times reported Thursday. Lynch, known for the eerie 1990s television drama ``Twin Peaks,'' chopped off his cow's head and stuck forks and knives into its back. He also covered parts of the cow with a reddish, blood-like substance. ``I thought it was Charles Manson,'' city Parks Commissioner Henry J. Stern told the Times. ``I don't know whether it's shock art or schlock art. David Lynch should stick to his day job, making movies.'' CowParade NYC 2000 features several hundred fiberglass cows decorated by artists and schoolchildren and displayed on sidewalks around the city. Lynch said he was disappointed to be excluded. ``Don't you think when people tell you you're allowed to do whatever you want as long as it's not sexually X-rated that they should stand behind their word and show your cow?'' Lynch said. A cow by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, was rejected before the cow parade began in June and sued the city and organizers unsuccessfully.

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

That Was Laura, But She’s Only a Dream Laura Palmer has shifted in essence from a silent dead girl to the distillation of David Lynch’s most operatic revelation: that to harness beauty, with its absolute visibility, is to tell the fables o...

"Laura Palmer has shifted in essence from a silent dead girl to the distillation of David Lynch’s most operatic revelation: that to harness beauty, with its absolute visibility, is to tell the fables of our world, the horror and the fairy tale."

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many americans arent good at geography, have little curiosity about things outside their niche interests, have no patience for a 30 second google search, but will post their thoughts about current events with the confidence of Clark Griswold finding out wally world is closed.

oh my god. on my way........

Was LAFD defunded by $17.5 million? YES

Some council offices and the mayor are now trying to cover for their disastrous budget by claiming that they approved new LAFD contracts, which happened 6 months AFTER they approved the FY24-25 budget, leading to services and 58 LAFD positions cut

she's not! lol but can also confirm she will put any money sent to immediate good use!!

To be clear, this is the *Biden* White House we’re talking about and Jesus Hula-Hooping Christ this is the worst fucking thing they could do on the way out

soooooooo jealous of my gf's mom who said "well nobody's ever heard of that" while reading a trivia q about chatgpt last night

Dozens of civilians killed in a day as Israel steps up attacks across Gaza Israel’s bloodshed in Gaza continues amid suggestions that efforts to reach a ceasefire have intensified.

The Israeli military has ordered evacuations in parts of central Gaza's Bureij camp, claiming rockets were launched towards Israel from the area.

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no space more liminal than On the treadmill listening to belle and sebastian

A ★★★★★ review of Nosferatu (2024) when poor emma corrin's like babe could you Please lighten up it's christmas DEEPLY dazzled by this!!!!!!!! gorgeous, nasty, thrilling, Big. lily rose depp i did not know you were packing like that. a...

incredibly lily rat depp pilled boxd.it/80DiNR

4dx nosferatu where they release real rats in the auditorium

gf mopping the floor in green sweats and a green sports bra aka holding space

physically why is she covered in dirt

can anyone who works at cbs tell me why sue is so dirty

Every anti-trans-care argument falls apart when you ask why it doesn't apply to any other medical decision

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

screenshot of spotify wrapped showing that long dead russian composer sergei prokofiev was on of my most played artists in 2024

we saw matthew bourne's romeo + juliet in february and it increased the temperature of my blood by several degrees, as is evident in this piece i wrote at the time but also my spotify wrapped lmao themoonseesme.substack.com/p/in-which-i...

For those confused about South Korea, an “opposition party” is a political party that actively opposes the one in power.

too much is never enough The Thanksgiving holiday “break” kicked my ass purple and reminded me that death comes for us all. Today peering down the barrel of December I have in my stomach a burning it’s all over but the crying...

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new site, same vibe! we're helping keep our neighbors at macpark alive and healthy, & you can join in! tinyurl.com/unhousedinla to buy supplies OR you can venmo catherine-schetina any amount & it will go to food & supplies for the now 400 (up from 120 in aug 2020) people who show up every sunday

sadly yes

Just trying to live as a real person in the world donning a weather appropriate series of light layers taking a ride to the office with a coworker wearing tasteful fragrance and i'm thinking about logan echolls the hell