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OffBrandKaiju

@brandonobk.bsky.social

Under 25's DNI Just doing what I feel like Here to promote my friends' and my art He/him Keep your memories. Kill your nostalgia.

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OH HELL YEAH

04.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried not being wrong?

28.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turtwig does look like a PokΓ©mon you hack

28.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus. Netflix calls it quits, the Ellisons and Paramount will get all of Warner, including CNN. Bari Weiss's sphere of influence grows. And no matter what you think of CNN or news in general, it's a big legacy brand with a lot of reach, that will now shift rightwards pretty hard.

26.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3347    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 412    πŸ“Œ 119
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That "heartwarming" monkey story is a goddamn psyop. This does not feel organic at all

20.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

20.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11636    πŸ” 1816    πŸ’¬ 678    πŸ“Œ 660

I'm hoping for some sort of tribute to Michael Newman. Even if it's just a picture of him. But if it were up to me there'd be a big plaque commending his tribution to keeping Baywatch Beach safe. Mitch has one too but it's not as impressive.

18.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Get over yourself πŸ‘

14.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Season 1 of the reboot is gonna end with Ryan and Teague showing up at Hobie's door and telling him the Knights Templar has kidnapped Mitch which leads into the first season of the Baywatch Nights reboot

14.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get over it

11.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MOOD

09.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's fun to play pretend isn't it

06.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just say where and I'll beat the everloving shit out of you while Deep Space 9 is playing in the background

05.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's dumb and you are dumb for saying this

05.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the Unquiet Things archives, A Vision Ecstatic: The Art of Noriyoshi Ohrai.
"It is said that moviegoers would comment that his illustrations of Godzilla looked even more powerful and violent than the real thing." unquietthings.com/a-vision-ecs...

03.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

Why did you watch a really shitty movie then?

03.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong

02.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love listening to Mike and Rich talk about Star Trek and started TNG a couple years ago as a result. I independently reached Season 3 of DS9 when their talks on Season 1 started. This season I'm on is full of bangers and then saw the "I think I swallowed my comm badge" joke and that was the worst

01.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god I've seen this. They had access to a renaissance fair and went from there

01.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching through Deep Space Nine right now and having some of the best experiences with a TV show I've had. Everyone talks like they're supposed to in Star Trek. No Whedonesque quips.

31.01.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS GIVING ELI ROTH WORK!?

31.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS GIVING ELI ROTH WORK!?

31.01.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are the problem.

30.01.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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free speech isn’t legal anymore

29.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5271    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 30

Using Rocketmoney?

29.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shinji Mikami, creator of Resident Evil, Worked on Goof Troop, One of the Added SNES Games. It's really fun.
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28.01.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I would love a whole Final Fantasy drag show in general and that's such a good idea for a number

28.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0