Shayane Lacey

Hercule is a black cat sitting peacefully in my lap

Hercule is staring up from the floor

Happy national black cat day from Hercule Poirot :)

Another England match that has given me a stomach ache… please Sarina… I already have anxiety!

We’ve sat down in a restaurant in Sicily where they discovered that we’re English and have begun blasting David Bowie for us, 10/10. Healing the reputation of Brits abroad!

Derek Jarman’s fisherman cottage with bright yellow windows and greenery

Flowers growing on the beach

A fish shack with “fresh local fish” and a painting of the cottage and power station together

Dungeness this afternoon 🌞

I just paid EIGHT pounds for a pint, it’s so over !

So excited!

I'm at the point post-surgery where all my searches are like "how long after wisdom tooth surgery to eat solid food" and "can i eat a cheese burger yet"

I don't want to even LOOK at mashed potato ever again

Looks so much like my boy Hercule!

I am on a laptop on the sofa. Hercule is sitting on a “cattop” which is a scratching post shaped like a laptop. It says I heart catnip on it.

TGIF from me and Hercule, both working away very hard!

Naming your cats after detectives is all well and good until you have to call the out of hours vet to say HERCULE POIROT IS HAVING AN EMERGENCY

A black cat and a tabby cat are curled up together snoozing

Hercule and Captain Hastings 🤝 best friends forever

Welcome to the Morse Cinematic Universe

Captain Hastings loves selfies!

Tbh it’s all I actually post about here too

Hercule is a black cat sticking his tongue out. Captain Hastings is a tabby and the photo looks like he took it as it’s blurry and his arm (paws) are out of shot

Captain Hastings and Hercule really giving “felt cute, might delete later” energy here

Rachel and I just rewatched Sister Act and ate a viennetta for dessert, which is peak 1990s

Captain Hastings is a tabby cat sleeping in an Oliver Bonas box

My cats are so middle class tbh

Event poster - Re-enchantment Readings Housmans bookshop 28th March 7.30pm

Anyway the most imp thing I have to share rn is this event I’m co-hosting with some lovely friends, hopefully the first of many! Pls share far & wide with any London based literary types who might be keen! Event is free & byob, readers to be announced soon on our IG @ reenchantmentldn x

I do this to myself tbh bc they’re not allowed in my room otherwise but I let them curl up with me when I go to bed and they start attacking my clothes when I’m fast asleep

Phryne destroyed a feather top of mine that I forgot I had until she managed to get her claws into it hahaha

I know 🥹 they’re still squeaky but they’re so big now

The hoodie string (?) is holding on by a thread as it’s been chewed through

Three kittens are hiding behind a curtain looking innocent - two tabby cats and a black cat

The crime / the suspects

Vinyl of Edward EP by Emmy the Great on a pink fabric

If teenage me knew she’d find this record in a Clapham charity shop on a random afternoon (!) @emmaleemoss.bsky.social 💖

Phryne is a tabby curled up against the pages of a book

Phryne has spread herself over the book and is looking up at the camera

The Artist‘s Way by Julia Cameron and featuring the attentions of the Honourable Phryne Fisher

Two tabby cats and a black cat are snoozing on my lap on top of a blanket

I had some grand plans for tidying and admin this morning… the kittens have decided otherwise

Thank you for matching my freak (sorry)

On the rare occasion that I am not watching an episode, I’m listening to @labourshercule.bsky.social as I have found my people (i.e. other people who seriously describe David Suchet’s Poirot as a “banger”)

Marianne Faithfull forever

Kim Kardashian is dressed in a long sleeved dress, it’s giving cottagecore

How I feel bc I’ve been reading my book on public transport (I lost my AirPods two days ago so I have to be alone with my thoughts)

Yessssssss!!!