Sorry if I seem unhinged I’ve just been waiting for severance to come out for like 3 years now and I can’t behave normally
17.01.2025 03:55 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Sorry if I seem unhinged I’ve just been waiting for severance to come out for like 3 years now and I can’t behave normally
17.01.2025 03:55 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I love u
17.01.2025 03:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and P.S Arthur Spooner is my favorite character on television and I’d totally bang him RIP ur dad I love him
17.01.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also it is important to add I am obsessed with Severance and the podcast with Adam Scott
17.01.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@benstiller.redhour.com listen, I tweeted at you and I think you should follow me on there (@kourtneyinhell) it’s important. I just want to put u on my shoulders
17.01.2025 03:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sloppy Seconds: the Blowjob Brothers Come Again
23.11.2024 04:03 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Sloppy Seconds”
23.11.2024 03:20 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0to be followed by the sequel Blowjob Brothers II: The Return of the Blowjob Brothers
23.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blowjob Brothers: Rise of the Blowjob Brothers
23.11.2024 02:44 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Yes
20.11.2024 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is how I’d look over at the camera if I was on a show like The Office and the Michael Scott character was starting to piss me off
20.11.2024 15:10 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll participate on here, fine but I cannot promise that I won't call these posts "tweets"
19.11.2024 03:30 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 2the very same
15.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I better start seeing some Free Palestine posts on here or I'm out
15.11.2024 14:30 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I am still cursing the timeline over there too unfortunately
14.11.2024 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dumb. stupid
14.11.2024 17:01 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Are we doing the thing over here now
13.11.2024 23:08 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I'm so sick of twitter and hate it so much but I can't fully transition away from there on account of me being a mentally ill masochist
02.04.2024 13:11 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The three genders
02.04.2024 02:45 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1If you guys loved me I would log on here more no pressure just saying you should put more effort into loving me
25.10.2023 23:09 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Me
03.10.2023 03:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
26.07.2023 20:44 — 👍 1255 🔁 257 💬 11 📌 36:30am and already thinking about wieners. He thinks he’s me
26.07.2023 11:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s our ev!!!
26.07.2023 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m doing it! I’m actually doing it!
26.07.2023 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have 29 followers on here and 5400 followers on Twitter and I will say *almost* anything on Twitter but for some reason whenever I log on here I get immediate stage fright and lose the ability to form a single coherent thought
26.07.2023 00:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think waking up should be illegal
25.07.2023 11:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or am I 👀👀👀👀
22.07.2023 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lmfao i am not on here a lot!!!
22.07.2023 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Picklepee huh. So that’s what they’re callin it nowadays
21.07.2023 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0