Glowing Skeleton

Monster Mash
Monster Mash
Monster Mash rock
From his slab rise
And to my surprise
He's mashing
And smashing
Up graveyards of fun
Now the Monster Mash has begun

A cold, rainy night in October is perfect for a Mario Bava movie.

imagining a warioware-style game where you're polishing a brick until it becomes a mirror, putting legs on a snake, etc.

trying to find a really old image on my computer and stumbling on gold

Every time I see someone admit to using AI or that they just accept AI as the new normal, I lose basically all respect for that person

HEY GIRL, ARE YOU AS SOCIALLY MALADUUSTED AS I AM? CUZ I'M REALLY FUCKING STRUGGLING HERE WAS THAT A PICKUP LINE? PLEASE

Kill it, Hank!

That's how most of us played that game

#art 💗✨

Man with hooks...

just saw the film about many successive battles… movies are so fucking back

Slimey land lord tried to scare us out of our apartment days after resigning our contract because they want to turn this place into airbnbs. Immediately backed down when it was clear we know our rights.

Illyana writing a term paper on the novel Master and Margarita, when three of the characters from the book barge into her room.

Uncanny X-Men #231: Magik accidentally summons the characters from Mikhail Bulghakov's The Master & Margarita.

Photo of a business called Fermi Solutions. This joke relies on you knowing what the Fermi Paradox is.

Huge news for science fiction writers

Panels from Alan Moore's saga of the swamp thing showing a cop eating a sweet potato and then his psychedelic vision of his partner who he compliments with "stan you look really pretty tonight"

The sweet potato that makes you gay.

Yayyy I love writing

hey how are ya

In Super Mario RPG, the Guerrilla enemy is a "knock-off" of Donkey Kong. This is referenced in a unique way by its Japanese name, which replaces two of its characters with similar ones as though on a bootleg product logo. In English, this could be conveyed as e.g. "Donkev Konq".

scribbles of snoopy

that beagle

Can of Limited Edition Star Wars Episode 1 Pepsi with Anakin on the can. It is inside a protective glass case.

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

Maybe they could've tried to shift course earlier if their moderation team wasn't so preoccupied attempting to silence Palestinians in need, but we're here now. Jay can have a meltdown over it all she wants; queer / trans folk, sex workers, furries, kink artists, etc ARE Bluesky.

This site's leadership taking their user base for granted has honestly been a personal motivator to post *more*. They openly resent their reputation as the social media for the queers, and mistakenly believe this site would be anything otherwise; so being even louder seems way more amusing.

A couple of dudes being bros in their suits and shades.

VIRTUA COP
AM R&D DEPT #2
SEGA SATURN

god forbid women do anything

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

listening to sexophone music on my pornograph

It was a somewhat dark and mildly rainy night when the zombie bunnies leapt out of their burrows. They nibbled upon the ankles of humans who all said “Gosh, that smarts!” but luckily the zombunnies didn’t break the skin. Any resemblance to living or fictional rabbits is strictly accidental.

THE END

an expressive ink drawing of an ape

BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA (1952)