Jorkin B Peanitson

chewy mooey, but instead of chewy mooey it's briney swiney

i knew this would summon you

smeg nog

2clear throne confirmed!!!

a teaser for new nuclear throne promo art, with the game's characters sitting around a vlambeer-shaped campfire.

TOMORROW: Nuclear Throne 10th anniversary, update 100, 10am Pacific Time. store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...

the (ddr5 sodimm) RAM i purchased in april of this year (64gb) was ~$230AUD. the same listing is now $1200+. thank you aye eye thank you sam almond

Crop milk - Wikipedia

nuh uh!!! it's vom en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk

a pigeon barista making a coffee in animal crossing offering "coo... you want pigeon milk in that?" to the player

this guy though

a deer villager in animal crossing smiling and waving

same deer but with a shocked expression

"here is a locally sourced grilled fish" vs
"may i have one glass of milk please"

how come i can grow tomatoes, potatoes, sugar cane, pumpkins, an assortment of fruit etc. in animal crossing to use in various food recipes and that's perfectly fine. but the moment you say you want to milk the residents you get boos and jeers

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75 Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.

RIP Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa, one of the great character actors of his generation. 🙏
deadline.com/2025/12/cary...

coles/woollies should do a peri peri hot chook. disrupt the nandos monopoly

you must check your points

various groceries gotten at a discount rotisserie chicken, salad mix, scones, mortadella and pastrami

bargains spotted. tonight, we dine like kings. tomorrow, we die on the dunny

jangle torse... the greatest bounty hunter ever known

giddy up jingle horse tickle ya feet

me when i nail the kart in front of me with a red shell: a masterful strike. sun tzu himself would suck me off for displaying such tactica prowess

me when an opponent fires a stray green shell across my bow: disgusting behaviour. have you no love for the spirit of racing? for fairness and equality?

Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin

happy birthday! tgif!

Ed of Tomorrow

now we're talkin

smokeo drift

2 farm 2 tablurious

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

General Tenancy Agreement poster

villager getting the new catchphrase of "le skibidi"

im getting my revenge by giving her bad catchphrases

being called "dogheadass" by a resident in "animal crossings - new horizons" (2020) for nintendo switch

"Great to see you, dogheadass! baa-dabing!"

"So, do you have any particular look in mind when you choose furniture for your home, Dogheadass?"

(me listening to music with my earphones) ahh it's like music to my ears

2020…how did biden know trump would become president…

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